Damn I am Lazy...
Can't even finish my damn story from like two weeks ago.
I will
I promise
...but not now.
I have to say that I had a wonderful time with Fractal , MaiTai , Salome, and Serendipity. At the La Crosse Shades of Blue Tattoo convention.
All of these girls are total sweethearts.
but alas I see my mailbox overflowing and I have group owner things to do now... but I swear I will come back later and write something meaningful and witty,
Can't even finish my damn story from like two weeks ago.
I will
I promise
...but not now.
I have to say that I had a wonderful time with Fractal , MaiTai , Salome, and Serendipity. At the La Crosse Shades of Blue Tattoo convention.
All of these girls are total sweethearts.
but alas I see my mailbox overflowing and I have group owner things to do now... but I swear I will come back later and write something meaningful and witty,

Danielle's screwed up vacation:
ahem...
as you know... or if you don't know. I was on vacation for three weeks. I was suppose to spend New years Eve in Brazil on Copacabana Beach getting wasted.My sister and I were traveling together the day after Christmas, then New Years Eve My fiance Juan, and a friend of mine Emily were going to be flying in New Years Eve night. And then everything would b posies and glitter fluffy fun. We would stay at my dad's house in rio and then after that travel to buzios, were we would lay on white sandy beaches drinking coconuts. That was the plan.
My sister Jeanie is a duel citizen, for her situation she has two passports, one for brazil, because she was born there and one for the USA because of our dad, and her mother getting her Green Card.
One more thing I should explain before I start the story is that the reason my dad lives in Brazil was because Brazil was one of his "offshore banking accounts " before he got busted. So he lives a life of a rich bitch in
Brazil while my siblings and I do alternative things for life and kicks... must run in the family if you've seen pictures of my sister i have posted in journals back you would understand.
So my sister and I are at the Minneapolis Airportwe are about to go on a flight to Atlanta which would then transfer us to Rio.
Everything seemed to go wrong from the beginning, My sister got pulled aside when walking through the security and they searched her entire bags, took her too large tube of toothpaste out, but failed to see her knife and mace that was attached to her keys. I have this to say about that... the airport and airlines are all fucking idiots... I will explain later at some point. But that is the first example.WE then walk to the end of terminal "e" and Jeanine realizes she does not have her boarding pass or her American Passport.We Freak out, My sister and I both ahave a tendency to overpack so I offered to stay with the bags and search through them while she went back to the idiot security gaurds and ask if they had it... Which if you have ever been stopped they will take your boarding pass and ID to write down who they stopped and why. WE have 45 minutes until our plane leaves, we give up hope while the firrst few people are loading the plane. I tell her she still has her ID and her Brazilian Passpot , so she will be fine for the rest of the trip and ... she can get another boarding pass from the lady at the desk. Two minutes later the security gaurd comes up to jeanine with her pass and passport. ...Idiots , they had it the whole time and they left it open on the table for any person to take.
We get going from Minneapolis to Atlanta At this point.
WIth lots of army dudes on the flight...Atlanta... army guys...Makes sense felt very protected on the plane, off course the private sitting next to me kept ripping ass the entire trip and the being shoved my a stewardess.I thought the stewardess were not allowed to touch you, but she did, and boy did I feel violated.
I will try to explain what she did and you can tell me if it is wrong or not.
We had the seat that was right next to the front wall, so instead of seats, we had a big wall to look at.My sister and I were very sleepy, and I hate sleeping on planes . But I took some sleeping pills and went to sleep... with my feet pressed up against this wall, and my laptop in my lap. (because I am always paranoid of people taking my things while i sleep). So this bitch of a stewardess wakees me up like this: "Mam?"bangs on my laptop , (which is on my lap). and this isn't a pitter pat, this was hard enough to knock the laptop out of my hands and onto the floor, and my feet are pressed up against the wall. She then shoves my legs of the wall and makes me in turn halffall on jeanine and the miliatary man.And in a very stern tone says" you can't have your legs up there, whats wrong with you." and proceeds to walk down the aisle to her stewardess hideway by the toilets. If I wasn't half asleep and still in sleepy pill coma I think I would have lost it.
Is that wrong for a stewardess to do?
I don't like being touched.
we go to Atlanta, thank god for smoking rooms
so then we get on the ten hour flight ot brazil, i was stuck in a middle seat between my sister and some very obese man. So I didn't sleep a wink.
so by the time we got to brazil I had been traveling for about 20 hours. My sister because she is a Brazilin Citizen was able to go through the extrememly short line, while I had to wait three hours in the imigration Line. I get up to the little cubicle, and they open my passport and the woman who was behind the desk starts screaming at me in portuguese and screaming behind her shoulder, and then two huge Brazilian federal Police with the machine guns and everything physically drag me and my bag into a small white room.
I am in this room and they just start screaming at me in portuguese, I have no idea what going on . The only thing i could think of was of my Dad's history and the packages that he asked me to bring down. Thinking that they might have been something besides sheets and towels. And then I start to think of all the third world country prisons and how the Brazilian prison is horrible second to those in Africa.
And by this point, I have lost all hope, and am exhausted from traveling and I start to cry. Thinking that I am going to go to prison. (people are still screaming at me and pointing to my passport) which I have no idea whats going on. AndI know that crying didn't help me , because then they just screamed louder.
Eventually the reincarnate of the wicked witch of the west steps in and says"If I was in your position in America I would have been thrown in Jail and then Deported by now... blah blah blha AMerican Government."
I say" Listen Lady, I don't like my government either, I don't feel like you need to scream at me." She says well "Why did you come to Brazil if you don't speak portuguese?"and this ladies and gentlemen is what is called a trick question.
If I would have said"My dad lives here and I am visiting him." I would have gotten deported for not having a notorized letter that says where I am staying, how long, were I was born. How long has resident been living in Brazil...What I do on the weekends and what tampons I use. ect.ect"
If I said "I am a tourist and wanted to come to Brazil with the intentions of said tourist" ,I would of had to say which hotel i was staying at and how long and what i was doing each day.with the address and phone number of the hotel...which Usually on the immigration slip you just say a hotle name and they are satisfied.
Because at this point I didn't know what and why I was in this little room armed with machine gun clad gentlemen.
I changed the subject "why am I here?"
I have to go register for classes... So I will finish this when I get home.
sorry
small update, cause I am going to run out of internet time,
my trip has been the worst experience of my life, I have been stuck in argentina in some brothel district until the brazilian federal police decide I can go anywhere.
life sucks, but at least my fiance flew half way around the world for me so i wouldn't be alone.
my trip has been the worst experience of my life, I have been stuck in argentina in some brothel district until the brazilian federal police decide I can go anywhere.
life sucks, but at least my fiance flew half way around the world for me so i wouldn't be alone.
I am going to Brazil tomorrow. AndI just finished packing as of two minutes ago.
We had a christmas party last night , which was awsome. lots of presents, food, and drinking.
I got a lot of awsome gifts from my friends and family. I think the best gift i got was from Juan, which were super expensive noise cancellation headphones for the airplane. My sister also got me these shoes that have beaded snakes across them
Otoki also got me a gift certificate for mac makeup which is so cool, cause i hate spending money on grease that goes on your face. Maitai also got me a star wasrs cooki jar, its the head of darth vader!
I hope everyones christmas or holiday was wonderful, I will be in Brazil till January 15th.
But you can still tell me what your favorite gift was , this year or from some other holiday!
xxoxoox
Danielle
We had a christmas party last night , which was awsome. lots of presents, food, and drinking.
I got a lot of awsome gifts from my friends and family. I think the best gift i got was from Juan, which were super expensive noise cancellation headphones for the airplane. My sister also got me these shoes that have beaded snakes across them
Otoki also got me a gift certificate for mac makeup which is so cool, cause i hate spending money on grease that goes on your face. Maitai also got me a star wasrs cooki jar, its the head of darth vader!
I hope everyones christmas or holiday was wonderful, I will be in Brazil till January 15th.
But you can still tell me what your favorite gift was , this year or from some other holiday!
xxoxoox
Danielle
Maitai and I are funny...
Me=cruellestlilly
: hicruellestlilly (10:16:44 PM): did you miss me
grrlxafraid (10:16:46 PM): I do miss you
cruellestlilly (10:16:49 PM): now i have your aim
cruellestlilly (10:16:57 PM): youll never leave my embrace
cruellestlilly (10:17:01 PM): mwahahahhah
cruellestlilly (10:17:02 PM):
agrrlxafraid (10:17:00 PM): Oh good!
(some was edited for the privacy of us)
grrlxafraid (10:17:49 PM): haha
grrlxafraid (10:17:51 PM): or no
cruellestlilly (10:18:03 PM): these are the highlights i remember
'cruellestlilly (10:18:06 PM): ahem...
cruellestlilly (10:18:22 PM): 1. energy pills..made me go psycho in minivan
cruellestlilly (10:18:50 PM): 2.the book everybody poops translated by five girls
grrlxafraid (10:19:04 PM): lo
lcruellestlilly (10:19:10 PM): 3. spongebob tv that was returned
cruellestlilly (10:19:42 PM): *only used for sole purpose of entertainment and being decietful to evil corporations like walmart
cruellestlilly (10:20:07 PM): 4. "you girls must be from out of town, your so...?...?...?...modern
cruellestlilly (10:20:10 PM): "
cruellestlilly (10:20:32 PM): 5. I don't know how to make a quesadilla the "right" way
cruellestlilly (10:20:44 PM): 6. drinking
cruellestlilly (10:20:51 PM): 7.more drinking
cruellestlilly (10:21:23 PM): 8. the hottest girls on the planet, disguising themselves as bag ladies
grrlxafraid (10:21:42 PM): lol
cruellestlilly (10:22:14 PM): 9.hillbilly boys tryiong to use antifreeze as roofies
cruellestlilly (10:22:21 PM): ...didn't work
cruellestlilly (10:24:01 PM): 10. nascar bacon
cruellestlilly (10:24:20 PM): i think i will jsut repost this aim convo as my blog
cruellestlilly (10:24:28 PM): say something interesting
cruellestlilly (10:24:48 PM): tell the public something about either you or me that they wouldn't normally knowgrrlxafraid (10:24:55 PM): I hate baked potates.
grrlxafraid (10:25:03 PM): & you're a batman freak.
cruellestlilly (10:25:16 PM): heheheheh
cruellestlilly (10:25:21 PM): okay my turn
grrlxafraid (10:25:22 PM): Oh, and I think I spanked your ass more times this weekend then I have since I met you
cruellestlilly (10:25:31 PM): yes!
cruellestlilly (10:25:35 PM): keep going
cruellestlilly (10:25:41 PM): while i think of something
cruellestlilly (10:26:13 PM): um...you look like a china doll in real life
grrlxafraid (10:26:15 PM): Remember when Jen took that hard left and we both flew into the door?
cruellestlilly (10:26:23 PM): yeah
cruellestlilly (10:26:25 PM): lol
grrlxafraid (10:26:32 PM): oh, thanks. that's almost as cool as a final fantasy character. I've got that one before too
cruellestlilly (10:26:57 PM): i just remember grabbing your head thinking i would save you from the enevitble force of hillbilly hotrodding in the minivan
'grrlxafraid (10:27:07 PM): haha
cruellestlilly (10:27:27 PM): i usually get christina ricci... but only cause my head is really round
grrlxafraid (10:27:32 PM): I remember flying into the door, and laughing a whole bunch. maybe that's why we were sore yesterday
?cruellestlilly (10:27:36 PM): round like the sun
cruellestlilly (10:27:42 PM): yeah
grrlxafraid (10:27:40 PM): You don't look like her
cruellestlilly (10:27:46 PM): goodgrrlxafraid (10:27:50 PM): she's scary since she lost all of that weight
cruellestlilly (10:28:08 PM): i haven't seen any of her pics lately
cruellestlilly (10:28:18 PM): has she been in any movies at all
cruellestlilly (10:28:20 PM): ...
grrlxafraid (10:28:20 PM): not really
cruellestlilly (10:28:36 PM): i wanted to go see marie antonette
grrlxafraid (10:28:43 PM): it wasn't that great
cruellestlilly (10:28:47 PM): i think i spelt that wrong
cruellestlilly (10:28:50 PM): really?
grrlxafraid (10:28:50 PM): there's in I in it
grrlxafraid (10:29:01 PM): yeah, it's good to see at least once
cruellestlilly (10:29:15 PM): damn "i's"always the root of all evil
cruellestlilly (10:29:55 PM): "I" = evilcruellestlilly (10:30:13 PM): I dunno what I am supposed to do tonight
grrlxafraid (10:30:27 PM): clean your office?
cruellestlilly (10:31:31 PM): yeah but its kinda hard when juan isn't assisting in it
cruellestlilly (10:31:42 PM): most of it is his anyways
cruellestlilly (10:31:57 PM): he thinks he owns this goddamn place or something
grrlxafraid (10:32:16 PM): haha
cruellestlilly (10:32:24 PM): he shoved me in a nice little corner... and put bookcses around me
grrlxafraid (10:32:28 PM): that was nice of him
cruellestlilly (10:33:16 PM): which apparently . I am not allowed to touch because when I read a book, I create an intimate experience with it...ie, break the binding, fold the pages in , spit in it, highlight
cruellestlilly (10:33:43 PM): I have really been itching for something to read... and it like water water everywhere and not a drop to drink
cruellestlilly (10:34:07 PM): I have spent so much money this weekend
cruellestlilly (10:34:15 PM): damn...
cruellestlilly (10:34:18 PM): stupid money
cruellestlilly (10:34:41 PM): why can't it be like star trek, they don't have to worry about this shit
cruellestlilly (10:35:00 PM): hey..
grrlxafraid (10:35:01 PM): I'm here
cruellestlilly (10:35:14 PM): wanna take over the world with me
grrlxafraid (10:35:12 PM): I was trying to think of a book for you to read
cruellestlilly (10:35:15 PM): ?
grrlxafraid (10:35:16 PM): you know it, lady
cruellestlilly (10:35:55 PM): we would so make swell queens
cruellestlilly (10:36:05 PM): thin kabout all the slave boys we could have
grrlxafraid (10:36:09 PM): i was just going to say that
grrlxafraid (10:36:23 PM): i could have pet ducks
cruellestlilly (10:36:33 PM): fanning us with big palm fronds
cruellestlilly (10:36:38 PM): and pet kitties
cruellestlilly (10:36:53 PM): did you know dee snyder has a bunch of pet ducks
cruellestlilly (10:36:59 PM): i saw it on tv.
grrlxafraid (10:37:13 PM): really?
grrlxafraid (10:37:16 PM): that lucky bastard
cruellestlilly (10:37:19 PM): yeah
grrlxafraid (10:37:28 PM): do you remember what horror movie he was in a few years ago?
grrlxafraid (10:37:35 PM): that, even
cruellestlilly (10:37:40 PM): strangeland
grrlxafraid (10:37:39 PM): yeah!
cruellestlilly (10:37:51 PM): that was a terrible movie
cruellestlilly (10:37:59 PM): i mena it had some promise to it
grrlxafraid (10:37:58 PM): that part where he falls in to the mud face first and then pulls his face out of said mud makes me laugh every time
grrlxafraid (10:38:03 PM): i can't remember his line, but it was ridiculous
grrlxafraid (10:38:13 PM): he's crazy
cruellestlilly (10:38:22 PM): he is crazy
cruellestlilly (10:38:38 PM): I guess only crazies like pet ducks
cruellestlilly (10:39:18 PM): I opened a xmas card today from a friend of mine
cruellestlilly (10:39:31 PM): and when i opened it all this confetti flew at my face
cruellestlilly (10:39:35 PM): and it made me so mad
cruellestlilly (10:39:44 PM): I ripped up the xmas card
grrlxafraid (10:39:42 PM): i hate those
grrlxafraid (10:39:51 PM): the least they could do is warn you
cruellestlilly (10:40:02 PM): I felt guilt all day
grrlxafraid (10:40:25 PM): you should, jerk
grrlxafraid (10:40:27 PM):
cruellestlilly (10:40:31 PM): its sitting at my computer desk right now. staring aat me in from its shambles
grrlxafraid (10:40:35 PM): then throw it away
cruellestlilly (10:40:54 PM): I think I will keep it there to remind me of how much of a terrible person i am
cruellestlilly (10:41:28 PM): someone went to all that trouble to send me a christmas card and i ripped it to shreds before i even opened it all the way
cruellestlilly (10:41:44 PM): I mean usually you wait until the day after christmas to stop caring
cruellestlilly (10:41:49 PM): it came automatic
grrlxafraid (10:41:59 PM): haha
cruellestlilly (10:42:09 PM): I deserved to be spanked
grrlxafraid (10:42:07 PM): tape it back together
cruellestlilly (10:42:16 PM): AAHHHHHHHHH
cruellestlilly (10:42:20 PM): thats a great idea
cruellestlilly (10:42:26 PM): i even have pva glue
cruellestlilly (10:42:32 PM): its archival
grrlxafraid (10:42:42 PM): nice
cruellestlilly (10:42:56 PM): that means there is still a chance that i can continue to care until the day after xmas
cruellestlilly (10:43:15 PM): the only problem is , I still have all this fucking confetti all over my desk and keyboard
cruellestlilly (10:43:31 PM): and there in the shape of little holly leaves and candy canes
grrlxafraid (10:43:29 PM): so clean it up
cruellestlilly (10:43:38 PM): but there is a gazillion of them
grrlxafraid (10:43:43 PM): then vacuum them up
cruellestlilly (10:43:46 PM): no my precious
grrlxafraid (10:44:02 PM): maybe you should just lick them up and then spit them in to a trash can?
cruellestlilly (10:44:06 PM): i am going to scrape them off my desk, and slide them over to juans side
grrlxafraid (10:44:08 PM): or that
cruellestlilly (10:44:20 PM): so that way he has to clean his side of the computer room
cruellestlilly (10:44:42 PM): the licking and spitting part does have its upside though
cruellestlilly (10:44:50 PM): it reminds me of fear factor a little
cruellestlilly (10:44:56 PM): I was really obsessed
grrlxafraid (10:45:16 PM): i remember that show
cruellestlilly (10:45:25 PM): with that show for awhile, I even had a very platonic crush on joe reagan i think his name is
cruellestlilly (10:45:50 PM): not in a sexual way, but cause he was so mean and clever, I just wnated to be his friend
grrlxafraid (10:46:16 PM): you're evil, d
cruellestlilly (10:46:42 PM): http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/12/18/barbera.ap/index.htmlcruellestlilly (10:46:52 PM): this just killed my childhood
grrlxafraid (10:47:08 PM): oh sadgrrlxafraid (10:47:44 PM): i just posted a huge chunk of this conversation in my livejournal
grrlxafraid (10:47:47 PM): it's too good to waste
cruellestlilly (10:48:02 PM): hahahahah
cruellestlilly (10:48:07 PM): I will post it somewhere
cruellestlilly (10:48:11 PM): sg or myspace
grrlxafraid (10:48:19 PM): good deal
cruellestlilly (10:48:25 PM): I had a livejournal a long time ago, but i think i ate it or something
grrlxafraid (10:48:40 PM): I've had mine since 2001
grrlxafraid (10:48:50 PM): it's interesting to see how much i've changed and mellowed out
cruellestlilly (10:49:11 PM): http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/12/18/male.rapes.ap/index.html
cruellestlilly (10:49:29 PM): the tables turn ever so slightly
cruellestlilly (10:49:32 PM): i know
grrlxafraid (10:49:36 PM): crazy
cruellestlilly (10:49:46 PM): its weird if you go back to any journal that you have had for a long time
cruellestlilly (10:49:54 PM): what you thought was so importatnt
cruellestlilly (10:49:58 PM): is nothing now
grrlxafraid (10:50:13 PM): exactly
cruellestlilly (10:51:02 PM): you know
cruellestlilly (10:51:20 PM): its december 18 and we have no snow
cruellestlilly (10:51:32 PM): i completly believe in global warming now
grrlxafraid (10:51:29 PM): it's really weird
cruellestlilly (10:51:41 PM): happy feet was right
grrlxafraid (10:51:41 PM): we had snow last year at this time and it was bitter ass cold outside
cruellestlilly (10:51:52 PM): i don't mind
cruellestlilly (10:51:57 PM): I grew up a beach bunny
grrlxafraid (10:52:01 PM): lucky
cruellestlilly (10:52:10 PM): snow isn't something we had around xmas
cruellestlilly (10:52:28 PM): but i could see how it does bother some people
grrlxafraid (10:52:36 PM): it's just not, right
cruellestlilly (10:54:06 PM): on cnn they just named the new baby panda
cruellestlilly (10:54:17 PM): mei lan... translated atlanta beauty
grrlxafraid (10:54:39 PM): oh cute
grrlxafraid (10:54:51 PM): someone sent me a google video the other day of a baby panda sneezing
grrlxafraid (10:54:54 PM): it's funny
cruellestlilly (10:55:17 PM): http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/12/15/panda.name.ap/index.html
cruellestlilly (10:55:21 PM): its really cute
grrlxafraid (10:55:30 PM): aw
cruellestlilly (10:55:36 PM): its funny how humans are born twelve years too early
cruellestlilly (10:55:53 PM): its amazing how baby animals automatically know what needs to be done
grrlxafraid (10:56:01 PM): i never thought of it that way
cruellestlilly (10:56:24 PM): its true though
grrlxafraid (10:56:24 PM): baby dolphins have to automatically know how to swim to the top to get air as soon as they're born
cruellestlilly (10:56:35 PM): yeah
cruellestlilly (10:56:36 PM): see
cruellestlilly (10:58:50 PM): i love cnn.com
grrlxafraid (10:59:03 PM): i like daily rotten
cruellestlilly (10:59:17 PM): oooh
cruellestlilly (10:59:21 PM): that sounds dirty
cruellestlilly (10:59:25 PM): *going to look up*
grrlxafraid (10:59:23 PM): http://www.rotten.com/news/
cruellestlilly (11:00:19 PM): hahahahah
cruellestlilly (11:00:24 PM): "satans pizza
grrlxafraid (11:00:24 PM): haha
cruellestlilly (11:01:02 PM): http://www.smh.com.au/news/unusual-tales/hell-of-a-pizza-angers-church/2006/12/18/1166290458754.html
cruellestlilly (11:01:05 PM): did you read
grrlxafraid (11:01:40 PM): yeah
cruellestlilly (11:02:14 PM): this is my favorite line
cruellestlilly (11:02:19 PM): "I'm not sure how many Catholics buy from Hell, anyway," Mr MacGibbon said.grrlxafraid (11:02:24 PM): i was just going to paste tha
tgrrlxafraid (11:02:28 PM): stop reading my mind, you freak
cruellestlilly (11:02:37 PM): yes mam
grrlxafraid (11:02:38 PM): i'm kidding
cruellestlilly (11:02:42 PM): would you like a baby duck
grrlxafraid (11:02:40 PM): read away
grrlxafraid (11:02:42 PM): always
cruellestlilly (11:03:11 PM): http://www.fuzzyco.com/news/archives/mime/otter.jpg
grrlxafraid (11:03:11 PM): hopefully next spring you will finally witness me freaking out at the site of a baby duck
cruellestlilly (11:03:20 PM): too bad i found baby otters
grrlxafraid (11:03:31 PM): oh jesus
grrlxafraid (11:03:36 PM): they're so fucking cute!
cruellestlilly (11:03:40 PM): http://static.flickr.com/9/76324188_5380c08114_m.jpg
grrlxafraid (11:03:48 PM): there's a new baby otter at the minnesota zoo
cruellestlilly (11:04:00 PM): oooh
grrlxafraid (11:03:58 PM): oh my god
cruellestlilly (11:04:04 PM): we should go see it
cruellestlilly (11:04:21 PM): http://users.mtrx.net/funnypics/content/-rdm1-ABCD1234-rdm1-/2005/2005-08-23-0002/gman-3-1027919909.jpg
grrlxafraid (11:04:20 PM): he's part of some exhibit that's not opening for awhile
cruellestlilly (11:04:27 PM): damn
grrlxafraid (11:04:25 PM): !
grrlxafraid (11:04:40 PM): they're so cute
grrlxafraid (11:04:48 PM): i caan't contain myself
cruellestlilly (11:04:58 PM): its okay to cry baby
grrlxafraid (11:04:58 PM): haha
cruellestlilly (11:05:02 PM): they are tears of joy
grrlxafraid (11:05:17 PM): i can't keep myself from smiling
grrlxafraid (11:05:18 PM): thanks
cruellestlilly (11:05:29 PM): your welcome
cruellestlilly (11:06:01 PM): http://www.natures-nursery.org/images/baby_ducks.jpg
grrlxafraid (11:06:00 PM): http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/old-black-eyes-is-back/2006/12/16/1166162364593.html
cruellestlilly (11:06:10 PM): look its a whole posse
grrlxafraid (11:06:10 PM): lol
grrlxafraid (11:06:22 PM): ridiculous
cruellestlilly (11:07:17 PM): i never knew pandas had a low sex drive
cruellestlilly (11:07:24 PM): you learn something new everyda
ygrrlxafraid (11:07:27 PM): apparently
cruellestlilly (11:08:21 PM): http://www.2goglobal.com/2GoChronicals/2%20Go%20Photos/Asia/vietnam/ducklings.jpg
cruellestlilly (11:08:25 PM): another posse
grrlxafraid (11:08:46 PM): oh cute
cruellestlilly (11:08:50 PM): http://whyfiles.org/230birdflu2/images/ducklings.jpg
cruellestlilly (11:08:54 PM): this one is sad
grrlxafraid (11:08:57 PM): poor babies
cruellestlilly (11:09:01 PM): they may have the avain flu
grrlxafraid (11:09:11 PM): they're so little
cruellestlilly (11:09:32 PM): i know
cruellestlilly (11:09:42 PM): did you know around easter they sell baby ducks
cruellestlilly (11:09:49 PM): i am so going to buy you a baby duck
grrlxafraid (11:09:53 PM): my cat would eat it
cruellestlilly (11:10:02 PM): did i ever tell you about lucky ducky
grrlxafraid (11:10:06 PM): no
cruellestlilly (11:10:11 PM): when my mom was a drugged out hippy
cruellestlilly (11:10:19 PM): she was living on the beach with her boyfriend
cruellestlilly (11:10:36 PM): and she had a pet duck that she sfound out on the lagoon
cruellestlilly (11:10:45 PM): and when they were sleeping in the tent
cruellestlilly (11:11:11 PM): it kept quakingin its little box (his name was lucky by the way)
cruellestlilly (11:11:29 PM): and so they put it between them while they slept
cruellestlilly (11:11:33 PM): and at some point in the night
grrlxafraid (11:11:39 PM): oh sad
cruellestlilly (11:11:42 PM): one of them rolled over on it
cruellestlilly (11:11:52 PM): so lucky ducky wasn't so lucky
cruellestlilly (11:12:00 PM): i know thats a sad story
cruellestlilly (11:12:10 PM): its the only duck story i know
cruellestlilly (11:12:21 PM): here i will send you some more ducks
grrlxafraid (11:12:21 PM): that's sad
grrlxafraid (11:12:24 PM): poor duckie
cruellestlilly (11:12:40 PM): are you laughing at all?
cruellestlilly (11:12:57 PM): http://www.mythfolklore.net/3043mythfolklore/images/animals/ducklings.jpg
cruellestlilly (11:13:06 PM): i guess i am just a little sick in the head
grrlxafraid (11:13:07 PM): that's the size that kills me
cruellestlilly (11:13:10 PM): this pic is cute
grrlxafraid (11:13:15 PM): when they're really little
cruellestlilly (11:13:27 PM): the pic i just sent you?
grrlxafraid (11:13:33 PM): http://www.natureartists.com/art/resized/959_bathtimeforbaby1.jpg
grrlxafraid (11:13:35 PM): yeah
cruellestlilly (11:13:40 PM): i know
cruellestlilly (11:13:46 PM): look at him trying to get up
grrlxafraid (11:13:56 PM): it's cute
cruellestlilly (11:14:01 PM): awwwwwwww
grrlxafraid (11:14:21 PM): there were a bunch of ducks that died recently
grrlxafraid (11:14:26 PM): like thousands in a small area
cruellestlilly (11:14:40 PM): why?
grrlxafraid (11:15:25 PM): http://deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,650215743,00.html
cruellestlilly (11:15:59 PM): poor babies
grrlxafraid (11:16:07 PM): yeah
cruellestlilly (11:16:27 PM): i hate when you have your hair up and you are wearing bobby pins
cruellestlilly (11:16:40 PM): and one seems to get through your scalp and peirce your brain
cruellestlilly (11:16:50 PM): and then you pull it out and there is goo in your hair
grrlxafraid (11:17:00 PM): goo?
grrlxafraid (11:17:08 PM): from?
cruellestlilly (11:17:31 PM): ...um... when the bobby pins get stuck in your brain
grrlxafraid (11:17:42 PM): oh ok
cruellestlilly (11:18:11 PM): http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:153124/context/search:baby+ducks
cruellestlilly (11:18:14 PM): this one is little
cruellestlilly (11:18:22 PM): any other small animals you lik
ecruellestlilly (11:18:25 PM): this is fun
grrlxafraid (11:18:23 PM): aww
grrlxafraid (11:18:36 PM): it's mainly ducks and otters
grrlxafraid (11:18:39 PM): i like llamas too
grrlxafraid (11:18:46 PM): ooh, and small goats
grrlxafraid (11:18:57 PM): i am a huge nerd. thanks for making me come to terms with this
cruellestlilly (11:19:33 PM): um... who is the one obsessed with cartoons and star wars...
grrlxafraid (11:19:37 PM): lol
grrlxafraid (11:19:38 PM): true
cruellestlilly (11:19:48 PM): and has long meaningful conversations with her cat
grrlxafraid (11:19:53 PM): ok, you win
cruellestlilly (11:20:04 PM): as well as arguments of whose going to pay the ren
tcruellestlilly (11:20:15 PM): damn cats been stiffing me for years
grrlxafraid (11:20:21 PM): she pays you with love
cruellestlilly (11:20:39 PM): just sits around like some sort of queen, all hopped up on kitty herb
cruellestlilly (11:20:47 PM): damnit
cruellestlilly (11:20:49 PM): yeah
cruellestlilly (11:20:52 PM): she pays me well
grrlxafraid (11:21:35 PM): http://deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,650215743,00.html
grrlxafraid (11:21:44 PM): i mean..
grrlxafraid (11:21:45 PM): http://suicidegirls.com/news/culture/19656/
grrlxafraid (11:21:46 PM): there we go
cruellestlilly (11:22:52 PM): damn
cruellestlilly (11:24:16 PM): 'http://suicidegirls.com/news/culture/19644/
cruellestlilly (11:24:20 PM): did you see this
grrlxafraid (11:24:57 PM): i was just reading it
grrlxafraid (11:25:01 PM): you're reading my mind again
cruellestlilly (11:25:34 PM): *monty burnsvoice* ...excellent
grrlxafraid (11:25:39 PM): i want to be miss usa
grrlxafraid (11:25:41 PM): haha
cruellestlilly (11:26:31 PM): I want all those things
grrlxafraid (11:26:44 PM): me too
grrlxafraid (11:27:26 PM): she gets to see a dermatologist for a year
grrlxafraid (11:27:28 PM): that bitch
grrlxafraid (11:27:53 PM): ha. what if there was Miss SG USA?
cruellestlilly (11:28:12 PM): i think they were thinkign about having some sort of pageant
grrlxafraid (11:28:17 PM): are you kidding?
grrlxafraid (11:28:21 PM): thats fucking retardedc
ruellestlilly (11:28:25 PM): no no no
cruellestlilly (11:28:30 PM): wait it was on their myspace
cruellestlilly (11:28:38 PM): for myspace members or something
grrlxafraid (11:28:51 PM): oh, tha
cruellestlilly (11:29:02 PM): what was that
grrlxafraid (11:29:15 PM): http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=66880829
grrlxafraid (11:29:35 PM): that stopped keeping up with it, apparently
cruellestlilly (11:31:08 PM): i wonder if sg has an entire army of slaved tattoo primates at their disposal to assist in keeping up with the grind
grrlxafraid (11:31:15 PM): possibly
cruellestlilly (11:31:44 PM): what is that theory of a hundred monkeys on a hundred typewriters would eventually write the greatest novel ...or soemthing liek that
cruellestlilly (11:31:48 PM): *like
cruellestlilly (11:33:02 PM): can i post our conversation on my sg blog?
cruellestlilly (11:33:06 PM): its funny
cruellestlilly (11:33:10 PM): i just read through some of it
grrlxafraid (11:33:46 PM): yeah
tcruellestlilly (11:33:55 PM): yes mam
cruellestlilly (11:34:07 PM): i gopy paste-y now
cruellestlilly (11:34:11 PM): *copy
cruellestlilly (11:34:27 PM): jeezus christ in a handbasket to hell i can't type worth shit tongiht
cruellestlilly (11:34:30 PM): ok hold on
we funny.
I hope you all will enjoy this.
p.s. finals done... everything above b+
Me=cruellestlilly
: hicruellestlilly (10:16:44 PM): did you miss me
grrlxafraid (10:16:46 PM): I do miss you
cruellestlilly (10:16:49 PM): now i have your aim
cruellestlilly (10:16:57 PM): youll never leave my embrace
cruellestlilly (10:17:01 PM): mwahahahhah
cruellestlilly (10:17:02 PM):
agrrlxafraid (10:17:00 PM): Oh good!
(some was edited for the privacy of us)
grrlxafraid (10:17:49 PM): haha
grrlxafraid (10:17:51 PM): or no
cruellestlilly (10:18:03 PM): these are the highlights i remember
'cruellestlilly (10:18:06 PM): ahem...
cruellestlilly (10:18:22 PM): 1. energy pills..made me go psycho in minivan
cruellestlilly (10:18:50 PM): 2.the book everybody poops translated by five girls
grrlxafraid (10:19:04 PM): lo
lcruellestlilly (10:19:10 PM): 3. spongebob tv that was returned
cruellestlilly (10:19:42 PM): *only used for sole purpose of entertainment and being decietful to evil corporations like walmart
cruellestlilly (10:20:07 PM): 4. "you girls must be from out of town, your so...?...?...?...modern
cruellestlilly (10:20:10 PM): "
cruellestlilly (10:20:32 PM): 5. I don't know how to make a quesadilla the "right" way
cruellestlilly (10:20:44 PM): 6. drinking
cruellestlilly (10:20:51 PM): 7.more drinking
cruellestlilly (10:21:23 PM): 8. the hottest girls on the planet, disguising themselves as bag ladies
grrlxafraid (10:21:42 PM): lol
cruellestlilly (10:22:14 PM): 9.hillbilly boys tryiong to use antifreeze as roofies
cruellestlilly (10:22:21 PM): ...didn't work
cruellestlilly (10:24:01 PM): 10. nascar bacon
cruellestlilly (10:24:20 PM): i think i will jsut repost this aim convo as my blog
cruellestlilly (10:24:28 PM): say something interesting
cruellestlilly (10:24:48 PM): tell the public something about either you or me that they wouldn't normally knowgrrlxafraid (10:24:55 PM): I hate baked potates.
grrlxafraid (10:25:03 PM): & you're a batman freak.
cruellestlilly (10:25:16 PM): heheheheh
cruellestlilly (10:25:21 PM): okay my turn
grrlxafraid (10:25:22 PM): Oh, and I think I spanked your ass more times this weekend then I have since I met you
cruellestlilly (10:25:31 PM): yes!
cruellestlilly (10:25:35 PM): keep going
cruellestlilly (10:25:41 PM): while i think of something
cruellestlilly (10:26:13 PM): um...you look like a china doll in real life
grrlxafraid (10:26:15 PM): Remember when Jen took that hard left and we both flew into the door?
cruellestlilly (10:26:23 PM): yeah
cruellestlilly (10:26:25 PM): lol
grrlxafraid (10:26:32 PM): oh, thanks. that's almost as cool as a final fantasy character. I've got that one before too
cruellestlilly (10:26:57 PM): i just remember grabbing your head thinking i would save you from the enevitble force of hillbilly hotrodding in the minivan
'grrlxafraid (10:27:07 PM): haha
cruellestlilly (10:27:27 PM): i usually get christina ricci... but only cause my head is really round
grrlxafraid (10:27:32 PM): I remember flying into the door, and laughing a whole bunch. maybe that's why we were sore yesterday
?cruellestlilly (10:27:36 PM): round like the sun
cruellestlilly (10:27:42 PM): yeah
grrlxafraid (10:27:40 PM): You don't look like her
cruellestlilly (10:27:46 PM): goodgrrlxafraid (10:27:50 PM): she's scary since she lost all of that weight
cruellestlilly (10:28:08 PM): i haven't seen any of her pics lately
cruellestlilly (10:28:18 PM): has she been in any movies at all
cruellestlilly (10:28:20 PM): ...
grrlxafraid (10:28:20 PM): not really
cruellestlilly (10:28:36 PM): i wanted to go see marie antonette
grrlxafraid (10:28:43 PM): it wasn't that great
cruellestlilly (10:28:47 PM): i think i spelt that wrong
cruellestlilly (10:28:50 PM): really?
grrlxafraid (10:28:50 PM): there's in I in it
grrlxafraid (10:29:01 PM): yeah, it's good to see at least once
cruellestlilly (10:29:15 PM): damn "i's"always the root of all evil
cruellestlilly (10:29:55 PM): "I" = evilcruellestlilly (10:30:13 PM): I dunno what I am supposed to do tonight
grrlxafraid (10:30:27 PM): clean your office?
cruellestlilly (10:31:31 PM): yeah but its kinda hard when juan isn't assisting in it
cruellestlilly (10:31:42 PM): most of it is his anyways
cruellestlilly (10:31:57 PM): he thinks he owns this goddamn place or something
grrlxafraid (10:32:16 PM): haha
cruellestlilly (10:32:24 PM): he shoved me in a nice little corner... and put bookcses around me
grrlxafraid (10:32:28 PM): that was nice of him
cruellestlilly (10:33:16 PM): which apparently . I am not allowed to touch because when I read a book, I create an intimate experience with it...ie, break the binding, fold the pages in , spit in it, highlight
cruellestlilly (10:33:43 PM): I have really been itching for something to read... and it like water water everywhere and not a drop to drink
cruellestlilly (10:34:07 PM): I have spent so much money this weekend
cruellestlilly (10:34:15 PM): damn...
cruellestlilly (10:34:18 PM): stupid money
cruellestlilly (10:34:41 PM): why can't it be like star trek, they don't have to worry about this shit
cruellestlilly (10:35:00 PM): hey..
grrlxafraid (10:35:01 PM): I'm here
cruellestlilly (10:35:14 PM): wanna take over the world with me
grrlxafraid (10:35:12 PM): I was trying to think of a book for you to read
cruellestlilly (10:35:15 PM): ?
grrlxafraid (10:35:16 PM): you know it, lady
cruellestlilly (10:35:55 PM): we would so make swell queens
cruellestlilly (10:36:05 PM): thin kabout all the slave boys we could have
grrlxafraid (10:36:09 PM): i was just going to say that
grrlxafraid (10:36:23 PM): i could have pet ducks
cruellestlilly (10:36:33 PM): fanning us with big palm fronds
cruellestlilly (10:36:38 PM): and pet kitties
cruellestlilly (10:36:53 PM): did you know dee snyder has a bunch of pet ducks
cruellestlilly (10:36:59 PM): i saw it on tv.
grrlxafraid (10:37:13 PM): really?
grrlxafraid (10:37:16 PM): that lucky bastard
cruellestlilly (10:37:19 PM): yeah
grrlxafraid (10:37:28 PM): do you remember what horror movie he was in a few years ago?
grrlxafraid (10:37:35 PM): that, even
cruellestlilly (10:37:40 PM): strangeland
grrlxafraid (10:37:39 PM): yeah!
cruellestlilly (10:37:51 PM): that was a terrible movie
cruellestlilly (10:37:59 PM): i mena it had some promise to it
grrlxafraid (10:37:58 PM): that part where he falls in to the mud face first and then pulls his face out of said mud makes me laugh every time
grrlxafraid (10:38:03 PM): i can't remember his line, but it was ridiculous
grrlxafraid (10:38:13 PM): he's crazy
cruellestlilly (10:38:22 PM): he is crazy
cruellestlilly (10:38:38 PM): I guess only crazies like pet ducks
cruellestlilly (10:39:18 PM): I opened a xmas card today from a friend of mine
cruellestlilly (10:39:31 PM): and when i opened it all this confetti flew at my face
cruellestlilly (10:39:35 PM): and it made me so mad
cruellestlilly (10:39:44 PM): I ripped up the xmas card
grrlxafraid (10:39:42 PM): i hate those
grrlxafraid (10:39:51 PM): the least they could do is warn you
cruellestlilly (10:40:02 PM): I felt guilt all day
grrlxafraid (10:40:25 PM): you should, jerk
grrlxafraid (10:40:27 PM):
cruellestlilly (10:40:31 PM): its sitting at my computer desk right now. staring aat me in from its shambles
grrlxafraid (10:40:35 PM): then throw it away
cruellestlilly (10:40:54 PM): I think I will keep it there to remind me of how much of a terrible person i am
cruellestlilly (10:41:28 PM): someone went to all that trouble to send me a christmas card and i ripped it to shreds before i even opened it all the way
cruellestlilly (10:41:44 PM): I mean usually you wait until the day after christmas to stop caring
cruellestlilly (10:41:49 PM): it came automatic
grrlxafraid (10:41:59 PM): haha
cruellestlilly (10:42:09 PM): I deserved to be spanked
grrlxafraid (10:42:07 PM): tape it back together
cruellestlilly (10:42:16 PM): AAHHHHHHHHH
cruellestlilly (10:42:20 PM): thats a great idea
cruellestlilly (10:42:26 PM): i even have pva glue
cruellestlilly (10:42:32 PM): its archival
grrlxafraid (10:42:42 PM): nice
cruellestlilly (10:42:56 PM): that means there is still a chance that i can continue to care until the day after xmas
cruellestlilly (10:43:15 PM): the only problem is , I still have all this fucking confetti all over my desk and keyboard
cruellestlilly (10:43:31 PM): and there in the shape of little holly leaves and candy canes
grrlxafraid (10:43:29 PM): so clean it up
cruellestlilly (10:43:38 PM): but there is a gazillion of them
grrlxafraid (10:43:43 PM): then vacuum them up
cruellestlilly (10:43:46 PM): no my precious
grrlxafraid (10:44:02 PM): maybe you should just lick them up and then spit them in to a trash can?
cruellestlilly (10:44:06 PM): i am going to scrape them off my desk, and slide them over to juans side
grrlxafraid (10:44:08 PM): or that
cruellestlilly (10:44:20 PM): so that way he has to clean his side of the computer room
cruellestlilly (10:44:42 PM): the licking and spitting part does have its upside though
cruellestlilly (10:44:50 PM): it reminds me of fear factor a little
cruellestlilly (10:44:56 PM): I was really obsessed
grrlxafraid (10:45:16 PM): i remember that show
cruellestlilly (10:45:25 PM): with that show for awhile, I even had a very platonic crush on joe reagan i think his name is
cruellestlilly (10:45:50 PM): not in a sexual way, but cause he was so mean and clever, I just wnated to be his friend
grrlxafraid (10:46:16 PM): you're evil, d
cruellestlilly (10:46:42 PM): http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/12/18/barbera.ap/index.htmlcruellestlilly (10:46:52 PM): this just killed my childhood
grrlxafraid (10:47:08 PM): oh sadgrrlxafraid (10:47:44 PM): i just posted a huge chunk of this conversation in my livejournal
grrlxafraid (10:47:47 PM): it's too good to waste
cruellestlilly (10:48:02 PM): hahahahah
cruellestlilly (10:48:07 PM): I will post it somewhere
cruellestlilly (10:48:11 PM): sg or myspace
grrlxafraid (10:48:19 PM): good deal
cruellestlilly (10:48:25 PM): I had a livejournal a long time ago, but i think i ate it or something
grrlxafraid (10:48:40 PM): I've had mine since 2001
grrlxafraid (10:48:50 PM): it's interesting to see how much i've changed and mellowed out
cruellestlilly (10:49:11 PM): http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/12/18/male.rapes.ap/index.html
cruellestlilly (10:49:29 PM): the tables turn ever so slightly
cruellestlilly (10:49:32 PM): i know
grrlxafraid (10:49:36 PM): crazy
cruellestlilly (10:49:46 PM): its weird if you go back to any journal that you have had for a long time
cruellestlilly (10:49:54 PM): what you thought was so importatnt
cruellestlilly (10:49:58 PM): is nothing now
grrlxafraid (10:50:13 PM): exactly
cruellestlilly (10:51:02 PM): you know
cruellestlilly (10:51:20 PM): its december 18 and we have no snow
cruellestlilly (10:51:32 PM): i completly believe in global warming now
grrlxafraid (10:51:29 PM): it's really weird
cruellestlilly (10:51:41 PM): happy feet was right
grrlxafraid (10:51:41 PM): we had snow last year at this time and it was bitter ass cold outside
cruellestlilly (10:51:52 PM): i don't mind
cruellestlilly (10:51:57 PM): I grew up a beach bunny
grrlxafraid (10:52:01 PM): lucky
cruellestlilly (10:52:10 PM): snow isn't something we had around xmas
cruellestlilly (10:52:28 PM): but i could see how it does bother some people
grrlxafraid (10:52:36 PM): it's just not, right
cruellestlilly (10:54:06 PM): on cnn they just named the new baby panda
cruellestlilly (10:54:17 PM): mei lan... translated atlanta beauty
grrlxafraid (10:54:39 PM): oh cute
grrlxafraid (10:54:51 PM): someone sent me a google video the other day of a baby panda sneezing
grrlxafraid (10:54:54 PM): it's funny
cruellestlilly (10:55:17 PM): http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/12/15/panda.name.ap/index.html
cruellestlilly (10:55:21 PM): its really cute
grrlxafraid (10:55:30 PM): aw
cruellestlilly (10:55:36 PM): its funny how humans are born twelve years too early
cruellestlilly (10:55:53 PM): its amazing how baby animals automatically know what needs to be done
grrlxafraid (10:56:01 PM): i never thought of it that way
cruellestlilly (10:56:24 PM): its true though
grrlxafraid (10:56:24 PM): baby dolphins have to automatically know how to swim to the top to get air as soon as they're born
cruellestlilly (10:56:35 PM): yeah
cruellestlilly (10:56:36 PM): see
cruellestlilly (10:58:50 PM): i love cnn.com
grrlxafraid (10:59:03 PM): i like daily rotten
cruellestlilly (10:59:17 PM): oooh
cruellestlilly (10:59:21 PM): that sounds dirty
cruellestlilly (10:59:25 PM): *going to look up*
grrlxafraid (10:59:23 PM): http://www.rotten.com/news/
cruellestlilly (11:00:19 PM): hahahahah
cruellestlilly (11:00:24 PM): "satans pizza
grrlxafraid (11:00:24 PM): haha
cruellestlilly (11:01:02 PM): http://www.smh.com.au/news/unusual-tales/hell-of-a-pizza-angers-church/2006/12/18/1166290458754.html
cruellestlilly (11:01:05 PM): did you read
grrlxafraid (11:01:40 PM): yeah
cruellestlilly (11:02:14 PM): this is my favorite line
cruellestlilly (11:02:19 PM): "I'm not sure how many Catholics buy from Hell, anyway," Mr MacGibbon said.grrlxafraid (11:02:24 PM): i was just going to paste tha
tgrrlxafraid (11:02:28 PM): stop reading my mind, you freak
cruellestlilly (11:02:37 PM): yes mam
grrlxafraid (11:02:38 PM): i'm kidding
cruellestlilly (11:02:42 PM): would you like a baby duck
grrlxafraid (11:02:40 PM): read away
grrlxafraid (11:02:42 PM): always
cruellestlilly (11:03:11 PM): http://www.fuzzyco.com/news/archives/mime/otter.jpg
grrlxafraid (11:03:11 PM): hopefully next spring you will finally witness me freaking out at the site of a baby duck
cruellestlilly (11:03:20 PM): too bad i found baby otters
grrlxafraid (11:03:31 PM): oh jesus
grrlxafraid (11:03:36 PM): they're so fucking cute!
cruellestlilly (11:03:40 PM): http://static.flickr.com/9/76324188_5380c08114_m.jpg
grrlxafraid (11:03:48 PM): there's a new baby otter at the minnesota zoo
cruellestlilly (11:04:00 PM): oooh
grrlxafraid (11:03:58 PM): oh my god
cruellestlilly (11:04:04 PM): we should go see it
cruellestlilly (11:04:21 PM): http://users.mtrx.net/funnypics/content/-rdm1-ABCD1234-rdm1-/2005/2005-08-23-0002/gman-3-1027919909.jpg
grrlxafraid (11:04:20 PM): he's part of some exhibit that's not opening for awhile
cruellestlilly (11:04:27 PM): damn
grrlxafraid (11:04:25 PM): !
grrlxafraid (11:04:40 PM): they're so cute
grrlxafraid (11:04:48 PM): i caan't contain myself
cruellestlilly (11:04:58 PM): its okay to cry baby
grrlxafraid (11:04:58 PM): haha
cruellestlilly (11:05:02 PM): they are tears of joy
grrlxafraid (11:05:17 PM): i can't keep myself from smiling
grrlxafraid (11:05:18 PM): thanks
cruellestlilly (11:05:29 PM): your welcome
cruellestlilly (11:06:01 PM): http://www.natures-nursery.org/images/baby_ducks.jpg
grrlxafraid (11:06:00 PM): http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/old-black-eyes-is-back/2006/12/16/1166162364593.html
cruellestlilly (11:06:10 PM): look its a whole posse
grrlxafraid (11:06:10 PM): lol
grrlxafraid (11:06:22 PM): ridiculous
cruellestlilly (11:07:17 PM): i never knew pandas had a low sex drive
cruellestlilly (11:07:24 PM): you learn something new everyda
ygrrlxafraid (11:07:27 PM): apparently
cruellestlilly (11:08:21 PM): http://www.2goglobal.com/2GoChronicals/2%20Go%20Photos/Asia/vietnam/ducklings.jpg
cruellestlilly (11:08:25 PM): another posse
grrlxafraid (11:08:46 PM): oh cute
cruellestlilly (11:08:50 PM): http://whyfiles.org/230birdflu2/images/ducklings.jpg
cruellestlilly (11:08:54 PM): this one is sad
grrlxafraid (11:08:57 PM): poor babies
cruellestlilly (11:09:01 PM): they may have the avain flu
grrlxafraid (11:09:11 PM): they're so little
cruellestlilly (11:09:32 PM): i know
cruellestlilly (11:09:42 PM): did you know around easter they sell baby ducks
cruellestlilly (11:09:49 PM): i am so going to buy you a baby duck
grrlxafraid (11:09:53 PM): my cat would eat it
cruellestlilly (11:10:02 PM): did i ever tell you about lucky ducky
grrlxafraid (11:10:06 PM): no
cruellestlilly (11:10:11 PM): when my mom was a drugged out hippy
cruellestlilly (11:10:19 PM): she was living on the beach with her boyfriend
cruellestlilly (11:10:36 PM): and she had a pet duck that she sfound out on the lagoon
cruellestlilly (11:10:45 PM): and when they were sleeping in the tent
cruellestlilly (11:11:11 PM): it kept quakingin its little box (his name was lucky by the way)
cruellestlilly (11:11:29 PM): and so they put it between them while they slept
cruellestlilly (11:11:33 PM): and at some point in the night
grrlxafraid (11:11:39 PM): oh sad
cruellestlilly (11:11:42 PM): one of them rolled over on it
cruellestlilly (11:11:52 PM): so lucky ducky wasn't so lucky
cruellestlilly (11:12:00 PM): i know thats a sad story
cruellestlilly (11:12:10 PM): its the only duck story i know
cruellestlilly (11:12:21 PM): here i will send you some more ducks
grrlxafraid (11:12:21 PM): that's sad
grrlxafraid (11:12:24 PM): poor duckie
cruellestlilly (11:12:40 PM): are you laughing at all?
cruellestlilly (11:12:57 PM): http://www.mythfolklore.net/3043mythfolklore/images/animals/ducklings.jpg
cruellestlilly (11:13:06 PM): i guess i am just a little sick in the head
grrlxafraid (11:13:07 PM): that's the size that kills me
cruellestlilly (11:13:10 PM): this pic is cute
grrlxafraid (11:13:15 PM): when they're really little
cruellestlilly (11:13:27 PM): the pic i just sent you?
grrlxafraid (11:13:33 PM): http://www.natureartists.com/art/resized/959_bathtimeforbaby1.jpg
grrlxafraid (11:13:35 PM): yeah
cruellestlilly (11:13:40 PM): i know
cruellestlilly (11:13:46 PM): look at him trying to get up
grrlxafraid (11:13:56 PM): it's cute
cruellestlilly (11:14:01 PM): awwwwwwww
grrlxafraid (11:14:21 PM): there were a bunch of ducks that died recently
grrlxafraid (11:14:26 PM): like thousands in a small area
cruellestlilly (11:14:40 PM): why?
grrlxafraid (11:15:25 PM): http://deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,650215743,00.html
cruellestlilly (11:15:59 PM): poor babies
grrlxafraid (11:16:07 PM): yeah
cruellestlilly (11:16:27 PM): i hate when you have your hair up and you are wearing bobby pins
cruellestlilly (11:16:40 PM): and one seems to get through your scalp and peirce your brain
cruellestlilly (11:16:50 PM): and then you pull it out and there is goo in your hair
grrlxafraid (11:17:00 PM): goo?
grrlxafraid (11:17:08 PM): from?
cruellestlilly (11:17:31 PM): ...um... when the bobby pins get stuck in your brain
grrlxafraid (11:17:42 PM): oh ok
cruellestlilly (11:18:11 PM): http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:153124/context/search:baby+ducks
cruellestlilly (11:18:14 PM): this one is little
cruellestlilly (11:18:22 PM): any other small animals you lik
ecruellestlilly (11:18:25 PM): this is fun
grrlxafraid (11:18:23 PM): aww
grrlxafraid (11:18:36 PM): it's mainly ducks and otters
grrlxafraid (11:18:39 PM): i like llamas too
grrlxafraid (11:18:46 PM): ooh, and small goats
grrlxafraid (11:18:57 PM): i am a huge nerd. thanks for making me come to terms with this
cruellestlilly (11:19:33 PM): um... who is the one obsessed with cartoons and star wars...
grrlxafraid (11:19:37 PM): lol
grrlxafraid (11:19:38 PM): true
cruellestlilly (11:19:48 PM): and has long meaningful conversations with her cat
grrlxafraid (11:19:53 PM): ok, you win
cruellestlilly (11:20:04 PM): as well as arguments of whose going to pay the ren
tcruellestlilly (11:20:15 PM): damn cats been stiffing me for years
grrlxafraid (11:20:21 PM): she pays you with love
cruellestlilly (11:20:39 PM): just sits around like some sort of queen, all hopped up on kitty herb
cruellestlilly (11:20:47 PM): damnit
cruellestlilly (11:20:49 PM): yeah
cruellestlilly (11:20:52 PM): she pays me well
grrlxafraid (11:21:35 PM): http://deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,650215743,00.html
grrlxafraid (11:21:44 PM): i mean..
grrlxafraid (11:21:45 PM): http://suicidegirls.com/news/culture/19656/
grrlxafraid (11:21:46 PM): there we go
cruellestlilly (11:22:52 PM): damn
cruellestlilly (11:24:16 PM): 'http://suicidegirls.com/news/culture/19644/
cruellestlilly (11:24:20 PM): did you see this
grrlxafraid (11:24:57 PM): i was just reading it
grrlxafraid (11:25:01 PM): you're reading my mind again
cruellestlilly (11:25:34 PM): *monty burnsvoice* ...excellent
grrlxafraid (11:25:39 PM): i want to be miss usa
grrlxafraid (11:25:41 PM): haha
cruellestlilly (11:26:31 PM): I want all those things
grrlxafraid (11:26:44 PM): me too
grrlxafraid (11:27:26 PM): she gets to see a dermatologist for a year
grrlxafraid (11:27:28 PM): that bitch
grrlxafraid (11:27:53 PM): ha. what if there was Miss SG USA?
cruellestlilly (11:28:12 PM): i think they were thinkign about having some sort of pageant
grrlxafraid (11:28:17 PM): are you kidding?
grrlxafraid (11:28:21 PM): thats fucking retardedc
ruellestlilly (11:28:25 PM): no no no
cruellestlilly (11:28:30 PM): wait it was on their myspace
cruellestlilly (11:28:38 PM): for myspace members or something
grrlxafraid (11:28:51 PM): oh, tha
cruellestlilly (11:29:02 PM): what was that
grrlxafraid (11:29:15 PM): http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=66880829
grrlxafraid (11:29:35 PM): that stopped keeping up with it, apparently
cruellestlilly (11:31:08 PM): i wonder if sg has an entire army of slaved tattoo primates at their disposal to assist in keeping up with the grind
grrlxafraid (11:31:15 PM): possibly
cruellestlilly (11:31:44 PM): what is that theory of a hundred monkeys on a hundred typewriters would eventually write the greatest novel ...or soemthing liek that
cruellestlilly (11:31:48 PM): *like
cruellestlilly (11:33:02 PM): can i post our conversation on my sg blog?
cruellestlilly (11:33:06 PM): its funny
cruellestlilly (11:33:10 PM): i just read through some of it
grrlxafraid (11:33:46 PM): yeah
tcruellestlilly (11:33:55 PM): yes mam
cruellestlilly (11:34:07 PM): i gopy paste-y now
cruellestlilly (11:34:11 PM): *copy
cruellestlilly (11:34:27 PM): jeezus christ in a handbasket to hell i can't type worth shit tongiht
cruellestlilly (11:34:30 PM): ok hold on
we funny.
I hope you all will enjoy this.
p.s. finals done... everything above b+
I found this picture and it was labeled "privacy please" the chiwawa and kitty one.
I am a total sucker when it comes to little cute animal pictures.[
Thought i would share.
if anyone else has cute pics. let me know. especially ones of baby ducks... I post them on mai tai's journal cause i know she likes them.
I have had so many things go on latley thats why I haven't been around... but um... I will post something relevent later. xo
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I am a total sucker when it comes to little cute animal pictures.[
Thought i would share.
if anyone else has cute pics. let me know. especially ones of baby ducks... I post them on mai tai's journal cause i know she likes them.
I have had so many things go on latley thats why I haven't been around... but um... I will post something relevent later. xo
D




I found this picture and it was labeled "privacy please"
I am a total sucker when it comes to little cute animal pictures.
Thought i would share.
if anyone else has cute pics. let me know. especially ones of baby ducks... I post them on mai tai's journal cause i know she likes them.
I have had so many things go on latley thats why I haven't been around... but um... I will post something relevent later. xo
D
I am selling these prints , signed and limited edition for 30 a piece. These are the two i am using now, I will be adding more later.
So
if anyone is interested then I need you to message me.






So
if anyone is interested then I need you to message me.


So ...
let me think...
I have been in school and it has been sucking the very essence out of my soul, I believe someone is going to make muffins with it.
It is to the point now that... It comes the question... what do you wanna do? where do you wanna go? ... DO you want fries with that...oh god I hope not.
but all in all it has been good, just very very stressful.
I haven't been around as much do to some terrible virial cold i had, it totally knocked me off my ass and has been running through my system for about the last three weeks. Why must i be so human...grrrr.
The new club is the best place it think i have ever worked at.
it is so strict, the people are so nice and the money is getting better and better everyday.
they will be opening their dungeon in the spring. which is neat cause then I will be in charge of it.
so any suggestions would help.
My guy is good, He took care of me through all my sicky icky-ness. He also bought me tickets to the Dracula ballet for an early birthdya present.
If anyone wants to know what I want for my birthday, I can tell you right now. Best Buy gift certificates. As lame as that sounds... My TV broke... and I need a new one. But if I am actually going to buy a TV I want a cool one.
I don't have anything really exciting happening in my life right now... except my birthday... which is making me feel old and scared of myself.
it is my golden birthday.... 23 years old on th 23rd of November.
I have some not ok for sg prints I was thinking about selling... And was curious if anyone would be interested.
They are not ok for sg because some of them ahve other models or some of them are a little too Sand M. but If there are enough people, I will post some.
xo
D
let me think...
I have been in school and it has been sucking the very essence out of my soul, I believe someone is going to make muffins with it.
It is to the point now that... It comes the question... what do you wanna do? where do you wanna go? ... DO you want fries with that...oh god I hope not.
but all in all it has been good, just very very stressful.
I haven't been around as much do to some terrible virial cold i had, it totally knocked me off my ass and has been running through my system for about the last three weeks. Why must i be so human...grrrr.
The new club is the best place it think i have ever worked at.
it is so strict, the people are so nice and the money is getting better and better everyday.
they will be opening their dungeon in the spring. which is neat cause then I will be in charge of it.
so any suggestions would help.
My guy is good, He took care of me through all my sicky icky-ness. He also bought me tickets to the Dracula ballet for an early birthdya present.
If anyone wants to know what I want for my birthday, I can tell you right now. Best Buy gift certificates. As lame as that sounds... My TV broke... and I need a new one. But if I am actually going to buy a TV I want a cool one.
I don't have anything really exciting happening in my life right now... except my birthday... which is making me feel old and scared of myself.
it is my golden birthday.... 23 years old on th 23rd of November.
I have some not ok for sg prints I was thinking about selling... And was curious if anyone would be interested.
They are not ok for sg because some of them ahve other models or some of them are a little too Sand M. but If there are enough people, I will post some.
xo
D


