Alright. So I just took my exam today for my Personal Training certification and I fuckin' passed it baby!! I'm so excited!
I have been doing this program called 4th Quater that does sports performance trainging for kids/teens/adults. That's been really awesome to get training experience before I even hit the gym!
Anywho ---- it's time to start movin' on up!!!

Wish me luck!

Alright guys and gals! I think I have been away long enough... Let's see. Where to begin?
I guess I start of with Fucking-A Vegas. Since that's where I left off.
Well, it was awesome. It took us 30 hours there and 32 hours back. We decided to take a different route home on the way back cause Oklahoma SUCKS! So does Tenneesse, but that seems to offend the people that actually live there. Anywho...
The drive was really cool once we got out west. We took the time to scope out places to live while we were out there. So the trip seemed to pull double duty.

Anywho, the good stuff... we stayed in the MGM in the Hollywood suite. It was a fucking 775 square foot hotel room with velvet couches and marble floors!!!! And I;m not sure, but I think I heard angels sing when were having sex. Compliments of the hotel, I'm sure.

We went to this badass strip club called Sapphire and I succeed in having no real recolition of much but tits and pusy in my face. Hey, I'm not complaining!

Then we decided how we were going to get hitched about an hour before we actually did...

Final answer: Get married at a drive through window on our motorcycles! Fuck Yeah man!

Well, we were out the for seven days and it was fucking awesome. We just relaxed and had a good time. I know what you're thinking. We went to Vegas and relaxed?? Well your god damn right I did!!!

Thanks for tuning in...

P.S. - Check my pics for the wedding photos

So, I'm riding down the road on my bike, and all the sudden I start hearing a crunching sound... almost like a tin can being crushed. Well, taking all the proper motorcycle safety precautions, I pulled over to check it out. Hit the kill switch, and my bike completely died... Turns out, it was the custom tail light that feel off and I was running over it! Fan-fucking-tastic! Anywho, it blew a fuse and had to fix that.
Well, all this was on the way to meet my Hubby for V-day dinner last Saturday at this place called Kayson's! You see, we're trying to pick up the bartender and take her home so that I can have my way with her... Wish me luck........

Happy Valentines Day Everyone!! I'm not really the mushy type, so my and my husband reallt aren't going to do anything, but he sent me the most perfect e-card! The perfect part was at the end when he said that he loves me more than he thought he could ever love anything or anyone... and signed it soul mates! Freakin' Awesome!!! It's crazy that perfection exists!

Man-o-man, I can't wait to quit my job!! It pays really well, but I don't belong in the vacuum business! I think all of you could agree with that?!?! Anywho, I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to be a photographer, but I think that is going to take longer than expected given my situation. I also want to be a personal trainer. Which I am going to start certifications after I get married.... April 1st baby! I can't wait!
Take it easy everyone!

So I have had the flu for the last week! Creeped right up on mama and knocked her on her fucking ass!
Anywho, I got a tattoo last Sunday (that's what lowered my immune system and got me sick! It's fucking huge! Runs from my collar bone down to my crotch! If anyone has heard of a French comic book called Reqium Chavilier Vamipre, then you would know the main chick Claudia. I've now got her markings!

Man, I have had the fuckin Flu for the last week!!! It SUCKS!!! Oh well, I'm watching Underworld right now and Kate Beckingsale makes everything alright....always. Damn she is fucking perfect.... well, I could love her more with bigger tits. but besides that. she's perfect!!!!

Man - o -man! You turn your back for a second, and they send your pictures back to the limbo stick.... Sorry guys, mama just got rweal busy. But I'm back baby!

Damn! I forget the own shit that I write.
So I firmly believe in the fact that about 98% of the fucking population does not know how to drive!!!! I try to give people a chance, but they let me down every fucking time! Especially here in Atlanta. I would like notify anyone who plans to visit Atlanta, to know that the rain here in Georgia has a hard mixture of idiot juice in it. Because when it rains, people drive like high speed bullets are heading striaght for them!!! But the ONE TIME IT SNOW'S, people are fucking speeding faster than fucking Mighty Mouse?!?!?!?!? Ahhhhh??!?!?!?!???!!! Alright. I'm good now. Have a good night...........

I am so fucking excited!! In two months my last name is going to change! How freakin' weird is that?!?! SInce we are not doing any sort of "regular wedding," all the crazy feelings of getting married don't set in like they should. But I am so Fuckin-A excited I could shit myself. Wish me luck on my motorcycle ride across country!