Alright guys and gals! I think I have been away long enough... Let's see. Where to begin?
I guess I start of with Fucking-A Vegas. Since that's where I left off.
Well, it was awesome. It took us 30 hours there and 32 hours back. We decided to take a different route home on the way back cause Oklahoma SUCKS! So does Tenneesse, but that seems to offend the people that actually live there. Anywho...
The drive was really cool once we got out west. We took the time to scope out places to live while we were out there. So the trip seemed to pull double duty.

Anywho, the good stuff... we stayed in the MGM in the Hollywood suite. It was a fucking 775 square foot hotel room with velvet couches and marble floors!!!! And I;m not sure, but I think I heard angels sing when were having sex. Compliments of the hotel, I'm sure.

We went to this badass strip club called Sapphire and I succeed in having no real recolition of much but tits and pusy in my face. Hey, I'm not complaining!

Then we decided how we were going to get hitched about an hour before we actually did...

Final answer: Get married at a drive through window on our motorcycles! Fuck Yeah man!

Well, we were out the for seven days and it was fucking awesome. We just relaxed and had a good time. I know what you're thinking. We went to Vegas and relaxed?? Well your god damn right I did!!!

Thanks for tuning in...

P.S. - Check my pics for the wedding photos