SuicideGirl: Cricket
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Cricket is no fake douchebag

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DECEMBER 5, 2007 @ 12:26 PM

''THE WORLD 'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!"

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.

THE END

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Aaryka

Aaryka

I'm lost
February 2007

DEC 05, 2007 12:39 PM

Sounds like a fabulous fairy tale.

Ferretbite

Ferretbite

Mexico
September 2006

DEC 05, 2007 12:45 PM

I read that one some time ago. They should make a movie like that instead of the classic fairy tale, for a change.

Akemi

Akemi

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

DEC 05, 2007 12:57 PM

Who needs men, when life can be 110% perfect without them x

Adria

Adria

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

DEC 05, 2007 01:10 PM

Are you back yet?

anticool

anticool

Port Hueneme, CA
January 2005

DEC 05, 2007 01:50 PM

Very nice.

Trahern

Trahern

United Kingdom
March 2003

DEC 05, 2007 03:10 PM

But the tale's not over yet...

gearyt

gearyt

Henderson, NV
November 2007

DEC 05, 2007 04:42 PM

Ahhhhh. buts there's still that stone unturned...

LadyLike

LadyLike

I'm lost
February 2006

DEC 05, 2007 05:59 PM

I like this wee little tale.

kraze

kraze

I'm lost
November 2003

DEC 05, 2007 06:23 PM

Once upon a many time Cricket broke a poor boys wee little heart.
kiss -kraze

KRACKERMAN

KRACKERMAN

Riverside, CA
October 2004

DEC 05, 2007 06:25 PM

Hey i think i wrote i story very close to that but without the lingerie thing smile

SilverSurfer

SilverSurfer

Chicago, IL
June 2003

DEC 05, 2007 07:43 PM

Sounds good to me.

brave1

brave1

Broken Arrow, OK
April 2006

DEC 05, 2007 10:06 PM

nice story. another set soon?

Razzi

Razzi

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

DEC 06, 2007 01:58 AM

I miss you!

Electro

Electro

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

DEC 06, 2007 05:10 AM

AMEN!

charlemagne

charlemagne

Battle Creek, MI
May 2005

DEC 06, 2007 07:47 AM

The sad thing about fairy tales is that few of them are true. I know some of them are true because I've met some very scary witches and terrible, mean trolls. Hmm! Maybe it isn't so sad that all of them aren't true! smile

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