gender: SG

age: 27 (Jan 30, 1983)

occupation: wannabe writer / will be makeup artist / bikini chatter.

gets me hot: tattoos, bald heads, accents, wit and common decency.

fantasy: Inside a cave on the beach in Oregon.

stats: wtf does that even mean?

crush: Tyson fucken Raymer.

most humbling moment: Moving back into moms for about a year.

heroes: Stephen King, the MacManus brothers, Miss Cellie, Vanessa Julia Lutz and of course, my little sister.

into: I smoke... I drank... I'm supposed to stop but I cant. I'm a dawg, I love hoes & I'm addicted to money, cars and clothes. However, I probably won't crank that Soulja Boy. "I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous."

body mods: 10 tattoos. 4 ears. 1 lip. ex brow ex naval ex double tongue I think I'll pierce my nose next.

sign: Aquarius.

i lost my virginity: on the beach, at sunset, during a light rain. ... and then a bum walked up and caught us. Seriously.