into: Rifling thru old stuff at smelly thrift stores for hours, the internet, that damn dog, plotting grand schemes of which I never even start, terrible jokes and offensiveness done well. Gossip.
not into: tuna fish.
strangers that call me by a pet-name.
makes me happy: Long haired cats + puppy-piles, big thrift stores, flushed wine face, goofy smart people, Bad jokes, Puns, dumb repetitive movie quotes, people who wear interesting clothing, Vintage lingerie(watch out for yellowish spots), Niceness in the general public.
makes me sad: Pushy Religious extremists of any creed, Abuse of old people, Mean bitches, people who can't tip, hang-overs, people who aren't open to new experiences. a nagging sense that something's wrong
hobbies: being fucking hyper and sporadic
5 things i can't live without: A book, my inhaler, My best girlfriends, Food(Water too, but I don't want to waste my fifth thing), and something to do. socks.
vices: Miami Vice, Viceroys, Vice Grips, Viceratops. vice vice baby
thoughts on sg: I like it
i spend most of my free time: Trying to figure out what I should do next.
gender: SG
occupation: silly and mildly abrasive opportunist
current crush: his floppy ears and soft wet beige nose
stats: I kill people with my thighs
body mods: tattoos and piercings are for white-trash attention sluts.
heroes: Phyllis Diller
gets me hot: Blankets, space heaters, and high gas bills. Sometimes porn.
fantasy: The way to my vagina is through my back muscles
sign: Aquarius
most humbling moment: Finding out that the world doesn't revolve around me.
i lost my virginity: once, twice....three times a lady?
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY DIET: Omnivore
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
CIGARETTES: Nope
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
POT: Occasionally
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Emo, Crafty, Arty, Retro, Hillbilly, Hippy, Fuck you, I defy categories.
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