gender: SG

age: 88 (Feb 17, 1925)

fantasy: The way to my vagina is through my back muscles.

stats: I have big feet.

i lost my virginity: once, twice....three times a lady?

body mods: I've been thinking about getting robot legs...

most humbling moment: Finding out that the world doesn't revolve around me.

makes me happy: Puppy-piles, big thrift stores, flushed wine face, goofy smart people, Bad jokes, Puns, dumb repetitive movie quotes, people who wear interesting clothing, Vintage lingerie, Niceness in the general public. Cuddle parties. Mutual self-indulgent conversation. Running. Soccer.

makes me sad: Pushy Religious extremists of any creed, Abuse of old people, Mean bitches, people who can't tip, hang-overs, people who aren't open to new experiences. a nagging sense that something's wrong

gets me hot: Blankets, space heaters, and high gas bills. Sometimes porn.

sign: Aquarius

into: Rifling thru old stuff at smelly thrift stores for hours, the internet, those damn dogs, plotting grand schemes of which I never even start, terrible jokes and offensiveness done well. Gossip. Cuddles & hard hugs that crack your spine. Trying things that I had never pictured myself doing.