gender: SG
age: 83 (Feb 17, 1925)
occupation: silly and mildly abrasive opportunist
sign: Aquarius
stats: I kill people with my thighs
body mods: tattoos and piercings are for white-trash attention sluts.
heroes: Phyllis Diller
crush: his floppy ears and soft wet beige nose
makes me sad: Pushy Religious extremists of any creed, Abuse of old people, Mean bitches, people who can't tip, hang-overs, people who aren't open to new experiences. a nagging sense that something's wrong
into: Rifling thru old stuff at smelly thrift stores for hours, the internet, that damn dog, plotting grand schemes of which I never even start, terrible jokes and offensiveness done well. Gossip.
gets me hot: Blankets, space heaters, and high gas bills. Sometimes porn.
most humbling moment: Finding out that the world doesn't revolve around me.
makes me happy: Long haired cats + puppy-piles, big thrift stores, flushed wine face, goofy smart people, Bad jokes, Puns, dumb repetitive movie quotes, people who wear interesting clothing, Vintage lingerie(watch out for yellowish spots), Niceness in the general public.
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- GROUP YES WE CANS! YES WE CANS! 7/22/08
- BLOG SuicidePuppies's blog Damn your flip-flopping!! *spoilers* 7/22/08
- GROUP YES WE CANS! YES WE CANS! 7/21/08
- GROUP YES WE CANS! YES WE CANS! 7/21/08
- GROUP YES WE CANS! YES WE CANS! 7/21/08
- GROUP YES WE CANS! YES WE CANS! 7/21/08
- GROUP YES WE CANS! YES WE CANS! 7/17/08


































