today i had a breakfast date with blum. my wednesday ritual, it seems. we're walking through the patches of ice on a cold rainy morning, and she tells me about a song she made up once when she was walking home drunk.

there's a chicken bone in da snow..
there's dog dookie in da snow..
honestly i don't remember the rest 'cause i was laughing hysterically.

new yorkers seem to think it's a-ok to dump their shit (literally) any old place 'cause there's snow everywhere. not cool. come spring time half the city's trash is frozen in a massive heap on my sidewalk. ick.

today i've got the sore throat that everyone seems to have. maybe i won't be christmas shopping today afterall. boo.

merry christmas to me... no one was gonna buy me the darn thing, so i got this here account for myself. so, howdy to those i don't know, and a big wet kiss to those i do know. *slurp*

ps-mommy just sent an email telling me my parental xmas present is on it's way... a digital camera so i's can take myself a better picture. woo hoo.