Slang I Love:
Dude
Duder
Rad
Awesome
Freals
Boobers
Fucker
Yo

Slang I Hate:
Shizzle-whatever
Bad boy/girl
Peeps
Iderno
Homies
Biznatch

Do Call Me:
Baby
Sugar
Darlin'
Coley
Rad
On my birthday
When you're running late
Just to catch up

Don't Call Me:
Nicki
Dear
Ma'am, unless you have a southern drawl
Sweetcheeks
An ex-girlfriend's name
Bitchy

Do Please:
Make me laugh
Remember my birthday
Make me mix cds
Admit when you're wrong
Believe in romance
Make me tea when my tummy hurts
Know that I'm always interested in what you have to say
Make me vegan food
Brag about me
Tip well
Make me homemade gifts
Tell me if I have bad breath in a nice way

Please Don't:
Tell me what I did when I was drunk
Complain about my cat
Stand me up
Think you know everything about me
Leave wet towels lying around
Wrinkle your nose at my vegan food
Tell me I look like a boy with short hair
Ask me if I'm drunk
Leave the toilet lid up
Ask me the same 3 questions about beauty school that everyone else does
Think I'm only after one thing

I Won't:
Be your maid
Expect you to hang out with me every night
Give up my belief in some greater force at work in the universe
Be forgotten
Understand everything about football, but I'm trying
Be nice all the time

I Will:
Make you dinner when you're appreciative
Be a great friend
Be an even better cheerleader
Do your laundry
Be spontaneous
Cook you meat
Give you my heart
Support your choices
Find your keys for you
Be occasionally irrational

Remember:
My work/school schedule
All the nice things I've said to you
Kisses are essential for my wellbeing
My friends' names
To compliment me
My birthday comes before all else
I love Thai food
Special days we have shared
Buying groceries is next to godliness

Forget:
My moodiness
That you're tired
That I made fun of you
Other girls/ex-girlfriends
When I said "I'm fine"
That you hate your teeth
My clumsiness
'Vegan Delight'