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APRIL 23, 2008 @ 02:59 PM

Term of the day: Food Hoarding (Brought to you by the old ladies in my metalsmithing class and the letters F, U, C, and K.)

It's interesting because I just recently went vegetarian again and immediately noticed the heavy hit to my bank account when buying groceries. I've always bought organic products and healthy food - but attempting to avoid meat and still find sustenance that is nutritional pretty much means I now have to make everything that I eat myself. (You can only eat so many Boca Burgers - seriously.) I'm not sure if I'm doing something wrong; but just getting fresh milk, eggs, vegetables, fruits, and grains somehow always ends up being damn near $100 for two weeks.
Three years ago I would have spent half this.
And has anyone looked at the produce lately? It looks like shit! Even the bagged lettuce usually has some sort of funk to it, despite the date claiming it to be fresh for another week or even two.
The sad part is, I am the frugalest mother fucker EVER. I will easily spend over an hour at the grocer determining what is the healthiest, cheapest things I can survive off - and it still ends up breaking the bank.

Fuck you economic crisis. FUCK YOU.

And fuck you gas prices! God damn $3.37 a gallon today!!! I almost shit myself when I looked up while filling my tank. Or actually, not filling, because a small part of me hopes it will go down tomorrow; or the next day; or the day after. It has to go down right?! I know that's complete false hope with the way things are going but I'm still not paying THREE THIRTY SEVEN A GALLON. ...Unless it goes up to four.



Can you people do me a favor and STOP BREEDING so I can have breakfast cereal in the morning? That'd be great - thanks.

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TheFoolOnTheHill

TheFoolOnTheHill

Austin, TX
March 2007

APR 23, 2008 03:13 PM

That news makes me nervous....

JusSumKrakr

JusSumKrakr

I'm lost
May 2006

APR 23, 2008 03:34 PM

I love the way you express your thoughts.

I squat in Oklahoma, which surprisingly, has isolated (<-- emphasis here) pockets of cool urban culture. But my heart lies elsewhere.

I'd like for it to be noted that I have not bred at any point in my life and I make as much effort as possible to waste as little as possible.

imagex8

imagex8

Wheeling, IL
March 2007

APR 23, 2008 03:41 PM

$3.79 a gallon for me yesterday. I thought I was reading it wrong.

g_whiz

g_whiz

Hollywood, FL
October 2004

APR 23, 2008 05:47 PM

I wish I owned a gasoline teat!

pp420

pp420

San Diego, CA
February 2005

APR 23, 2008 06:05 PM

tofu is pretty cheap! smile

greenapplemary

greenapplemary

Tempe, AZ
December 2006

APR 23, 2008 06:06 PM

Aww! I feel you... Have you tried the boca Spicy Chik'n patties yet? MMMMMMM. Even my guy likes those and he hates veggie food.

greenapplemary

greenapplemary

Tempe, AZ
December 2006

APR 23, 2008 06:06 PM

PS. START WORKING ON YOUR SHIT, WOMAN! (Says the girl who just took a long ass break...)

JusSumKrakr

JusSumKrakr

I'm lost
May 2006

APR 23, 2008 07:22 PM

There is comfort in numbers, which is why living here is entertaining. The stupid people are everywhere... apparently they're productive spawners. They are more numerous than the wal-marts or pick-up trucks. This makes for great people watching and that pleases me.

I wish I could figure out what the fuck a fourth-corner is. Google is no help; it sends me to to the northwest. Anyway, I need to get back to hoarding some grain and planting a potato patch.

The_matt79

The_matt79

Glendive, MT
July 2007

APR 23, 2008 08:01 PM

hell gas is 3.54 up here in Montana so you got a little ways to go yet

greenapplemary

greenapplemary

Tempe, AZ
December 2006

APR 23, 2008 08:12 PM

end me your books! I will tamper with them... aka post photos of my nibblets on ever picture, like of that little guy in the corner... YEAH! err... I mean..

greenapplemary

greenapplemary

Tempe, AZ
December 2006

APR 23, 2008 08:12 PM

and by "end" i meant "Send" I was typing with one hand because I'm a piggie and got food all over my left hand...yay food.

greenapplemary

greenapplemary

Tempe, AZ
December 2006

APR 23, 2008 08:12 PM

also: ever = every. dang!

thepoetophelia

thepoetophelia

Lansing, MI
June 2006

APR 23, 2008 08:19 PM

78walk

78walk

Oklahoma City, OK
July 2005

APR 23, 2008 08:27 PM

There are so many things that can be conceivably bad for you that eating can become a difficult and expensive proposition if one tries to avoid it all. I try to view it as a sliding scale - keeping the worst stuff to very small quantities, doing as much as is practical to emphasize the good things, and taking a few targeted supplements to hopefully help counter-act the bad stuff I do ingest. smile

JusSumKrakr

JusSumKrakr

I'm lost
May 2006

APR 23, 2008 09:01 PM

I'm picking up what you're laying down now. I might even be smelling what you're stepping in.

Speaking of Bass Pro, which I don't often, they have moved up in my book after taking a 3-day visit to Big Cedar resort last week. Very nice digs.

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