Hello!

Just popped in here to tell you where you can find me more often!

Instagram!

Twitter!

and also- finally!!!- TUMBLR!

Since it's #flashbackfriday and all, I thought I'd show you a few never-seen-before candid photos of THIS Halloween themed shoot I took part in with a bunch of other sexy SGs!

(I'm the giraffe.)

Following my Instagram? You should be. @chloecuntbook

Was tipsy, alone and feeling sassy in a hotel room in Vegas the other day...

It has been six months since my last blog.
*shameface*

In that time, my 9 year SG anniversary passed. Once again I paused to think about how much different my life would be if I hasn't emailed Missy some silly, sheepish topless photos in 2003. Through SG I've traveled the US, met my best friends, met the love of my life, had amazing sex, met really cool famous people, been on Showtime, been on MTV, been on magazine covers, walked runways, had the best laughs of my life, and made most of my favorite memories. Thank you, thank you. Thank you to all of my friends here, thank you to all of my vocal supporters, thank you to all of my silent supporters. Thank you to everyone who has ever come up to me for a picture, for me to sign something silly, to tell me I'm their wife's favorite SG. (I get that a lot! !) Thank you for the sweet emails, thank you for all your "I Loved It"s, for the comments, for the presents, for the fan art. I have been blessed and flattered and humbled.

Obviously I'm not on here much, but I can't seem to stay away from Instagram. I'm @chloecuntbook there. Here's what you've been missing:

Hope life is treating you kindly, I'm doing quite well.

Finally, some photos! What I've been up to lately:

Been hosting lady crafting parties and waiting for Spring so I can have a garden- finally! I haven't had a sunny yard in years and the place I moved in Sep. has a fantastic little spot out back for growing veggies. Been nerding out on seed catalogs and container gardening books for months.

This upcoming Sunday is my birthday... Should I be one of those ladies who keeps turning 29 year after year? Because I sure don't feel my age... I've been buying things off my wishlist for myself lately, to ease the pain of aging. I think it's working. Just going to do a little pub crawl downtown with some girlfriends on the night of my birthday. Trixie is coming to visit so you know there will be trouble. And photos. And photos of trouble! Which I will then maybe post.

I update these places more frequently:

twitter

Instagram @cuntbook

xoxo

Since it's Valentine's Day, you KNOW I have to re-post the v day video Trixie and I made 4 years ago. Enjoy!

Someday, I will have my computer set up again. Someday, I will have photo editing software again, because I can't post photos at the huge size they are when they come out of my camera. Someday, I will have my phone synced to my computer, because 99% of the photos I take are on my phone these days. Or maybe someday I will be able to upload photos from my iPad, which is currently the only computer I use!

Also, thanks to all who commented & messages on my MR set with Lolana. Love that sexy girl, and it was really fun to shoot. To all of you who commented about how refreshing it was so see girls look so into each other and how "real" it looked... Ahem. Couldn't have been more "real".

Go pop on over to member review if you want to see me getting naked with Lolana...

Well well well, look who's in the member review queue...

January 5th, my loves.