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In bed at 4am, trying to sleep, I came up with (what I thought was) a GREAT IDEA! Now, in the light of day, I smile at my sleepy self and share the idea with you.
(Mind you, I know this is not possible)
I was remembering those ViewMasters.... those red toys you can insert round white cards into and see 3D images of whatever is on the card.... and you pull down that orange lever to go to the next picture...you still with me? Good. I think it would be super-rad if we could turn SG sets into those little white cards so that you could see your favorite girls in all their 3D glory- wherever you wanted! Stuck on a plane/train/boat? No more boredom! Out come the SGs! Sitting in the back of the classroom? No more boredom! Out come the SGs! Impress your friends, your parents, the girl you want to sleep with.... Ok, I guess I'm getting carried away.
I amuse myself!
By the way, I'm about to come see some of you!
(Mind you, I know this is not possible)
I was remembering those ViewMasters.... those red toys you can insert round white cards into and see 3D images of whatever is on the card.... and you pull down that orange lever to go to the next picture...you still with me? Good. I think it would be super-rad if we could turn SG sets into those little white cards so that you could see your favorite girls in all their 3D glory- wherever you wanted! Stuck on a plane/train/boat? No more boredom! Out come the SGs! Sitting in the back of the classroom? No more boredom! Out come the SGs! Impress your friends, your parents, the girl you want to sleep with.... Ok, I guess I'm getting carried away.
I amuse myself!
By the way, I'm about to come see some of you!
I'm not talking about SG here... but why do nipples always seem to get airbrushed out of images? Usually in advertisements, but they are also blocked out on magazine covers and porno-site ads. I don't get it. The entire breast is unoffensive, EXCEPT the nipple? Are nipples evil? Are nipples scary? Do they turn men into compulsive hard-ons, thereby endangering everyone within a 1 block radius of the nipple-viewer?
If you get Stuff magazine, look at the (VERY airbrushed) photo shoot with Pamela Anderson. (I love Pam!) Where the FUCK are her nipples? Same in the August issue of Jane- same Pam, sans nipples. Maybe she had them removed during one of her many breast-altering surguries, but most likely the offensive buds have been banished to hell by the nipple police.
Enough of my strange, late night rant.
If you get Stuff magazine, look at the (VERY airbrushed) photo shoot with Pamela Anderson. (I love Pam!) Where the FUCK are her nipples? Same in the August issue of Jane- same Pam, sans nipples. Maybe she had them removed during one of her many breast-altering surguries, but most likely the offensive buds have been banished to hell by the nipple police.
Enough of my strange, late night rant.
I'm so happy to have such a huge fan base before I'm out of limbo! Maybe I'll acquire even more fans after posing naked on this here site... hee hee hee. Who wants to see my boobies? Trixie, you can't answer that, because you see them every single day!
I'm kind of bummed because I have no plans for the 4th and it's in my Top Three Favorite Holidays, after Christmas and Halloween. I don't even know where I can go to buy fireworks- they seem to be outlawed in the entire bay area. I want fireworks! I want BBQ chicken and potato salad! I want a kiddie pool! I want to wear a bikini top! Poo!
I'm kind of bummed because I have no plans for the 4th and it's in my Top Three Favorite Holidays, after Christmas and Halloween. I don't even know where I can go to buy fireworks- they seem to be outlawed in the entire bay area. I want fireworks! I want BBQ chicken and potato salad! I want a kiddie pool! I want to wear a bikini top! Poo!
