I think some misunderstood my last entry: Women use sex for love. Men use love for sex.
I liked reading everyone's take on it. Here's what I think:

This statement reminds me of when you first meet someone. In almost all of my experiences with men, they are very sweet, very romantic and very attentive in the beginning. I like the beginning because it makes me think there's the possibility of love in the future. So, I give it up. Why not? He's so sweet. So romantic. Almost always attentive. And TA-DA.... the statement becomes a truism.

It's just how we're wired. Women are more emotional creatures so it makes sense that their goal is emotionally nurturing. Men are physical, ergo, their goal is the physical.

Of course, like some of you have said, there are those moments when the two sync up. That does happen. And it's awesome.

So, what do you do when you don't get the desired end result?




On a lighter note, my boyfriend said this to our son today: "Aw, you took your hand off your wiener to wave bye to me..."

Women use sex for love. Men use love for sex.

Do you think that's true?

I need a car. It's starting to get cold again, ergo, I am feeling trapped inside the apartment. It really got to me today. My eyes are heavy and tired from crying.

Sexus is pretty good so far. I love the way Henry Miller writes.

I saw a newborn circumsized penis for the first time the other day. It was horrifying. It must have been painful, not only when it was performed but when I saw it three days later. Poor little guy.

I'm going to get back to watching some Curb your Enthusiasm...

Trying to keep myself busy with hobbies and such so I don't lose myself to this new life of mine. Anyone have any pointers on making a zine?

I'm hitting my mid-twenties on Sunday. A smack in the face. So much of my life already wasted.

I should probably quit smoking.

I should probably be drawing instead of sitting here at the computer.

Thinking about diving into a Henry Miller. I haven't read Nexus, Plexus or Sexus. Any other recommendations?

It's been awhile. It's strange blogging on here again. I don't even know if there is anyone to blog to. Are you reading this? And, why?

I like that: And, why? A two word sentence with a comma.

My new philosophy on life:



From this day forth, I will solve all my problems with eyes.

My favorite one is "Auschwitz is spooky." It's really looks less scary with eyes.



So, you wanted a fo' real update last time. Here you go.

The parking garage I was working for switched companies and since I was the most experienced person to stay employed at the site I got a promotion. My first promotion ever. Now I do less work in the office. Yay.

My sweetheart just got back from being on tour for a month in Europe. They played in Serbia two days before Kosovo declared their independence. Craziness. I was trying to load the video of them playing the Dirty Water Club to post in here too but I don't think it's going to happen. It took forever to load Daniel's eyes and that video is only a minute something... Two Cow's video is just under ten minutes. Therefore, go to youtube and check it out yourself; just search two cow and dirty water club. That should do it.

Tuesday my cell phone was stolen by a ghetto woman who I believe was all sauced up on coke at the time. It's alright, though. Wednesday morning I bought a kickass new phone and shut off the service to the other. The new phone makes me feel better about the whole situation. She also aggresively borrowed $140 from me. I was simply trying to help out a fellow human being but she took advantage of my kindness and it ended with me crying in the bathroom for a good hour. Maybe I can bring her on a daytime court tv show and sue her. It really would be good tv to have her on Judge Judy or something.

Hmm. What else is new?

Oh! I started a Little Prince half sleeve late last year and just got some color added on V Day. He does amazing work. It really looks like a watercolor on my arm. I say this alot, I know, but I'll have to load some pictures of it.

While I was at the tattoo shop, I talked Bubba (my tattoo artist) into doing a promotional thing for the month of March. It's called March Moustache Madness and for the month of March you can pay $25 to get a little moustache tattooed on the inside of your index finger. That way if you want to turn incognito all you have to do is hold your finger under your nose. Brilliant, I know.

I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky." Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh.

September 7 was my last update. That's funny. I am a completely different person. Although, I feel like a completely different person from when I woke up today too. I guess what I mean to say is so much has happened since then. I hate going on and on about myself though. I don't find it interesting. So, instead, I shall direct your attention to the newest passing phase in my life, this youtube video:






That was interesting.

My 7 year old cousin: I saw Santa Claus yesterday.

Me: Oh yeah? Where'd you see him at?

Cousin: JCPenny's

(He's so adorable)



What was your favorite present? Mine was the huge rubbermaid tote my mom filled with all the major staples in my diet: Macaroni and cheese, cans of corn, tomato soup, chicken noodle soup, Ho Ho's, spaghetti noodles, spaghetti sauce, peanut butter capn' crunch, philly cheesesteak hamburger helper, rice krispie treats, coffee, a jar of peanut butter, and a bottle of ranch dressing. Also included were some inedible objects: paper plates, toliet paper, a box of kleenex, shampoo and conditioner, body wash, a package of three deodorants. spongebob square pants bandaids, visine, tampons, burt's bees chapstick, and a deck of cards. Not to mention the huge tote I have now.

I'm unsure of what to update about but I feel as though I must soon. I keep waiting for Acetracer to remind me, per usual, but the longer I wait the more apparent it is to me that he forgot his duties. Ha. Duties.

I've read three books since I started my new job in cbus a month and a half ago. Another Roadside Attraction by Tom Robbins, Hell's Angels by Hunter S. Thompson, and Stand Still Like the Hummingbird by Henry Miller. It's all I really have to entertain myself at work. I'm really taking a shine to Henry Miller. Why haven't I read him sooner? Tropic of Cancer is next.

Almost done with a painting. I like it. I may show you a picture when I'm finished but I'm not promising anything cause that takes alot of effort.

I'm trying to learn French. Wish me luck.

If I take a picture of my painting, I should also take pictures of my kitty cats, Franny and Zooey. They are the most adorable kittens ever. I love them.

If you're a young mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's really embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.

I love Loe.



That is all.

Anyone else watch the YouTube democratic debate? I really enjoyed the videos and listening to all the different questions. I do wish there was more, uh, debate. It seemed, at times, they were more interested in showing the next video than hearing the answers/responses from the candidates.

Also, I decided Joe Biden is a dick. There are candidates I'm pulling for, candidates I'm on the fence about, and then there's Joe. What an asshat.

Now I'm flipping through the channels.

Hell's Kitchen is on fox. I find it amazing that we can now watch a television show where the catchphrase is "Fuck Off." I can't stand that show for too long.

Does anyone else get the AZN channel? It's an asian channel and right now there's some sort of samari show on with subtitles. Sometimes, though, there's some great Japanese Pop music videos.

America's Funniest Home Video gets me sometimes. I enjoy watching it with Abbey, one of my roommates/best friend, because she'll laugh so hard she cries. She's at work right now so I'll see what else is on.

Ooo! Friends. I F-ing love Friends. If you were a Friends character, who would you be? I think I have a little of all the girls in me but I'm mostly Pheobe, expect I'm not that naive.

QVC is interesting sometimes. There was a time when I would watch the home shopping network everyday after school with my high school sweetheart. There was a host who was completely braindead and the questions she asked the guest salespeople were hilarious.

Meth trafficing on the history channel. I know a guy who is an installer for Time Warner and they have training on meth labs and what to look for when installing cable in homes.

Oh snap. Cheerleading championship. I loathe peppiness but love to watch them move in uniform. It's almost hypnotic. I just heard my neighbors come home... I better change the channel in case they decide to come over and see what I'm up to. I have an image of sorts to uphold.

Haha. That sunsilk commercial where the woman hurts her neck during a hair flipping battle.

I'm thinking of a number... can you guess what it is? It's 20 Million and that's how many people have checked their free credit report at freecreditreport.com.

Sin City is on the Spike Channel. Would it even be worth watching on television? It's the part where he kills the weird cannibel kid in the charlie brown shirt. I forget the actor's name but it's right on the tip of my tongue. I really like this part. He doesn't even make a sound when the wolf eats him.

Embarrassing celebrity moments on VH1. I think I'll watch this.

Later.

You know what's great about Columbus? You can see Sam Brown when you go grocery shopping.
Sam fucking Brown.

I shoulda moved here years ago.





(Sam Brown is the drummer for The Sun. Second from the left. He aparently gives me hot flashes cause my friends tell me I turned bright red at the checkout line in kroger.)