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Today at work we had a inbound call spike of Inspirational Network callers. They call because they were watching a ministry program on television and they want to "sow a seed" meaning donate money to the ministries. I believe I explained this before. Anyway. I received a prank call on that inbound program and it was amazing.
Me: "Thank you for calling the Inspiration Network to sow a seed for the ministries. My name is [censored]. May I have your zip code?"
Him: Breathing hard into the phone. "What color panties are you wearing?"
Me: Laughs but quickly puts mute button on so he doesn't hear.
Him: "Oh come on baby.... What are color are your panties? I'll "sow a seed" for you..."
Me: Laughing even harder now.
Him: Hangs up.
He did it in a certain manner that was just hilarious. Too complicated to put in words. He totally made my day.
I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.
My little sister graduated today. My eyes leaked a little during the ceremony. I can't believe it. She's growing up so fast. She looked so beautiful. I'm so proud of her. But, I guess it doesn't a a super genius to graduate high school... no offense to those who didn't graduate high school....
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"
Not much left to say. I've been working too much to maintain an exciting life. I think I'll quit so I have something to update my journal about.... yep. that will be my excuse for quitting. OH! That reminds me of a tiny story about work... about how I guess it's not so bad. The other day I DID NOT feel like being there. The people we were calling were making me so frustrated I wanted to take down their information and break their legs. So I decided to just leave work. Take the rest of the day off. I told my supervisor I was going home. They asked for a reason. I told them if I stayed I would kill someone. And, seriously, they took that as a good excuse. Didn't ask another question about it. Just let me leave. It was nice....
Me: "Thank you for calling the Inspiration Network to sow a seed for the ministries. My name is [censored]. May I have your zip code?"
Him: Breathing hard into the phone. "What color panties are you wearing?"
Me: Laughs but quickly puts mute button on so he doesn't hear.
Him: "Oh come on baby.... What are color are your panties? I'll "sow a seed" for you..."
Me: Laughing even harder now.
Him: Hangs up.
He did it in a certain manner that was just hilarious. Too complicated to put in words. He totally made my day.
I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.
My little sister graduated today. My eyes leaked a little during the ceremony. I can't believe it. She's growing up so fast. She looked so beautiful. I'm so proud of her. But, I guess it doesn't a a super genius to graduate high school... no offense to those who didn't graduate high school....
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"
Not much left to say. I've been working too much to maintain an exciting life. I think I'll quit so I have something to update my journal about.... yep. that will be my excuse for quitting. OH! That reminds me of a tiny story about work... about how I guess it's not so bad. The other day I DID NOT feel like being there. The people we were calling were making me so frustrated I wanted to take down their information and break their legs. So I decided to just leave work. Take the rest of the day off. I told my supervisor I was going home. They asked for a reason. I told them if I stayed I would kill someone. And, seriously, they took that as a good excuse. Didn't ask another question about it. Just let me leave. It was nice....
MAY 28, 2006 08:57 PM
We get prank calls like that all the time at my work and I have to watch how much I say because of our supervisors monitoring our calls.
Kryptonite cross? That reminds me of the scene in Mallrats where they're discussing Superman having sex with Lois Lane. "The only way Superman could bang regular chicks is to wear a kryptonite condom. That would kill him." 
deepelysium
Conway Springs, KS
April 2006
MAY 28, 2006 09:02 PM
deepelysium
Conway Springs, KS
April 2006
MAY 28, 2006 09:04 PM
MAY 28, 2006 09:26 PM
AceT
Portland, OR
April 2004
MAY 29, 2006 10:16 AM
Your name is [censored]? You must be a hit at cocktail parties 
MAY 29, 2006 11:07 AM
Your entry made me laugh for the first time today
MAY 29, 2006 12:20 PM
Belllla
Houston, TX
February 2004
MAY 29, 2006 08:49 PM
Oh man... Jerking it to the Inspirational Network. That is awesome. So much better than any of the wankers I had call me at the bank!! 
MAY 29, 2006 09:10 PM
that's funny
MAY 29, 2006 10:16 PM
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JUN 02, 2006 10:35 AM
I think what's really on everybodies mind is, what color panties were you wearing? Ha! 
JUN 02, 2006 06:16 PM
