“Happy Birthday Honey - My best birthday wishes for you on this special day.”

“she's the foul mouthed, tattoo covered, pierced, sex store working degenerate little sister i am glad i never had.

now i know why dad had the vasectomy after me. fuck.”

“i actually haven't seen her naked on the internet (i swear on my grandmother's soul), but i have seen one of her boobs in real life. it was nice.

oh yeah, she's like cool and shit.”

“Your piercings are awesome, you have beautiful eyes..gorgeous everything!!!!”

“She is stunningly beautiful, and straight forward. I am a fan of this chick.”

“sexy lady who tells it how it is <3”

“super hot. seriously. im like in awe......xxxxxxxx”

“she's a cute one.”

“thanks for adding me.. im finding it hard for people to add me.. by the way i think your awesome.”

“I heart that you heart my band. Obviously you have great taste. 5'2" of infinite awesomeness= Casper The Friendly Knockout! xo”

“crawling queen snake...”

“Casper is pretty much THEE shit. Hell yes. That's pretty much all I have to say about that. Because the rest of me is pretty tongue tied and stupid. 95% of the time I'm trying to figure out what to say, the other 5% is trying to make it sound not... dumb? Jesus, fucked up again.”