Money Bound

DATE: Feb 12, 2006   PHOTOGRAPHER: London

CAILIN SAYS: “They say I'm wanted for bank robbery and murder. But I just don't understand what I did wrong. Yeah, I escaped from jail...but who wouldn't?

They won't even let me tell my side of the story...

So I was just minding my own business, robbing a bank, when the damn cops showed up. Luckily, I managed to escape with the loot. My getaway driver, the chicken, took me to safety. Unfortunately, the cops were still on my tail, so I had to get rid of my handcuffs and jail stripes. First things first, I had to recover the key from its hiding place up the chicken's ass. And that wasn't easy, as you can see.
While basking in the glory of our money, the chicken made a few too many smart-ass comments. It was then that I realized that the chicken didn't help me steal the money, he was just along for the ride. So I offed him. Yeah, that's right, I choked the chicken. They'll never catch me...”