I woke up to some talk radio station this morning to hear the anti-christ (george w. fucko) repeatedly stating that he needed martial law to A) stop the chicken flu from spreading
B)fight terrorism, and C) to fix emergency situations like the louisianna tragedy. WHAT THE FUCK?! Wake up America!!! Nuevo Hitler has risen and the mother fucker is packing an AK 47. Can we PLEASE get him the fuck out of the white house? IMPEACH HIM AMERICA. WAKE UP! Turn off your televisions and march...march...march to the white house or call your representatives, write a letter, make t-shirts...fuck I don't know DO SOMETHING! We are on the eve of a dictatorship and nobody notices!!! BLAST!

On a lighter note...I bought the new family guy movie and it was the greatest thing ever...yes EVER!

I just got this book called Natural Cures that THEY don't want you to know about....EVERYONE READ IT! If anything it has some really awesome corporate shit talk. I love it, the guy that wrote it is a bad ass and he tried to sue the trade commission...haha. Fucking awesome.

So I have gotten a lot of emails asking me if there was anything I wanted for a graduated present...you guys are so sweet! But really all that I want is a Honda Metropolitan Scooter which is like 1,800 bucks, SO instead of buying me a present just write me something nice! haha.

I painted my apartment yesterday, it looks fucking fabulous! Before it was like this puke orange color, and now it is gray. I am at the library, and my dogs are in the car. I decided that I want to be cremated when I die and have the ashes put into the heart of a statue of an angel with a sword shooting up out of water. I want it to read, "If vision is the river, we who have changed are the flood" (Ishmael). Sounds dramatic but my friends grandma just died and she asked to be cremated and nobody in her family will do it because they are super christian...SO if someone tries to do ANYTHING to me besides burn me up then KILL THEM! haha.

MUAH

I need a job...WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

If anyone has any good ideas for a literature/sociology major, give them to me. I need to find a job asap!

Everyone needs to read 1984...because George Bush if so fucking Orwellian it is terrifying! The administration is going to try and invade Iran this summer (goodbye family, sad we never met) and I am sick of ignorant fucking Americans. OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES! I feel bad for the working class, they are so over worked they are unable to care, and the wealthy take it all away from them...now the rich, well change lies with the rich because they are the only people with enough free time to make waves, to flood tradition, to force change. So I need to be rich NOW so that I can start my own capaign, fuck bush over 2005...haha. Christ we are all going down!

So I graduated...NOW WHAT!??? haha. Um I went and saw Star Wars episode 3, fucking awesome! My friend Vic went to the premier dressed up like the guys from star trek to fuck with the star wars kids, that is fucking funny! I am working on a book, and a vegan cookbook! woo hoo! haha. My lunatic little brother moved in with me and keeps stealing shit (he has a substance abuse problem) I want to kick his ass. Three cheers for being XXX, woo woo woo! haha. Um my dog got picked up by the pound and it cost me a fuck load of money to rescue my baby from jail SO SAD! Oh yeah and EVERYONE should rent The House of Yes...best movie EVER!

So two weeks left to graduation....FUCK YES. I couldn't be more fucking excited. My friend from Seattle just came down to visit and I FINALLY got to see my Girdy...I love her. I am going to sing for a band, it is going to be kind of screamo...I'm excited because I'm going to rock the joint! Oh yeah. So when my band goes on tour you have to come and see me!!! yes yes yes!!!

So it has been a long time since I have written in my journal...a lot has been going on so I will give you a quick run-down. I got engaged about four months ago, it is interesting to say the least and I am scared to tell my father who is a very conservative, crazy man who hates all men when it comes to his daughter. I graduate in five weeks with a degree in English and Sociology. I have been working on ideas for a book about feminism, and a play called ROOAARR: The new kind of feminism...haha. OH NO I am turning into a FEM NAZI! Except I love being a woman, don't want to look like a boy, and I don't believe that competing in a mans world is feminism...it's all about changing the way men think about women!!! Come on guys!!! Girls are fucking hot, driven, intelligent, able and willing...not to mention they have those fabulous tits! It's all about worshipping women without degradation, or ownership! MUAH! Okay enough about my ranting...um oh yeah, the Candadian Seal Hunt begins in 10 days! It's fucking sad! They club baby seals to death by the thousands, one at a time right in front of their mothers!!!! Call Canadian officials and tell them "FUCK YOU and your shitty seal slaughter" and then boycott shit. While your at it, call your local officials and bitch them out for something shitty (come on, there are THOUSANDS of issues just dying to be addressed!!!). Bush is the fucking ANTI CHRIST and he is trying to take over the world (nothing new). America is still REFUSING to join the global environmental efforts, and we are a conspiracy, corporate shithole of a country! Um let's see...I need to do more pics huh? YEP. Anyone have any good ideas for a set??? haha. Well my babies ( a laborador and a golden retriever) want some attention so I am out.... MUAH!

Thanksgiving was yesterday, and it was a long day. I got up early and cooked all day, we finally ate at 7:00 and it was great! I am such a good cook. haha. I went to bed at 10:00 becaues I was so damn tired. Best vegan thanksgiving yet, my friends are great and I love them and this is such a great excuse to hang out with everyone...haha. But now, I am looking forward to xmas. I LOVE XMAS! I am such a nerd but what can I do? haha.

So Kerry lost, and I am wondering...is everyone ready for Armageddon? And something else, why is it that the more fundamentally religious a person is, they think it is more okay to kill? Thank you George Carlin...haha.

So what do you all think about our new Republican nation? With no checks or balances going on between the parties, we are in some fucking shit right now. I can't believe that they took the senate, the house, the supreme court, and the fucking presidency...we are about to witness the worst four years of our lives. WAY TO GO YOU BASTARD DEMOCRATS THAT DIDN'T VOTE!!!

Oh, and one more thing, I can't fucking believe that many people actually buy that demogogue, repetitive, propoganda shit! What the fuck, turn off Fox News Channel and read a fucking book! GRRRRRRR!!!

Can you tell I am pretty pissed about all of this? haha.



p.s. Don't worry republican kids, you can still be on my friends list, but you have to buy me a gift from my wishlist....hahaha. J/K