Hello again.
I know I've been pretty neglectful of this journal recently. To be fair, this is not entirely a result of my laziness and lack of anything remotely interesting to write about. My internet connection has been unreliable at best for the past few months. On the bright side, I've had a lot of extra time to catch up on reruns of The Office and have developed huge crushes on both Jim and Pam. Anyhow, here's what I've been up to lately:

I go to work Monday through Friday. It is boring there. I guess that is old news.

My mom talked me into going to the gym with her in the mornings. It is boring there too. I'm starting to get these gross muscle bulges in my calves, so I think I might stop going. Also, it's really cutting in on my morning routine of drinking orange juice and chain smoking.

I draw pictures sometimes.



I drew this one for Bailey. She said she might get a tattoo of it. I think that would be pretty neat, don't you?

I got a haircut. Now I look like this:





I've decided to start using the word 'Nachos' as an adjective, like as a synonym for 'crazy', i.e. "That guy talking to his hand on the bus was nachos, man!" or "That's nachos!" (not to be confused with "That's Nacho's!", which would mean that belongs to someone named Nacho, who I like to think is a small, round man with a mustache).
The mister isn't buying it.

Sometimes I go to the park on the weekends. I went to a picnic a couple weeks ago and made eggs shaped like woodland creatures.



Most of the time, I like to hang out with these two:



The furry one can be kind of a dick though.

In more exciting news, I got a motorcycle. This should be interesting seeing as I don't even know how to drive a car. Or ride a bicycle. I'm doing well on it so far. Hopefully I won't die.







The woman in the last picture is living legend Tura Satana. You may remember her from such films as Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! and The Doll Squad. On the same night that picture was taken, I was about three feet away from JOHN WATERS. Here is one of the 28 pictures my friend Danielle took of the back of his head:



I've had some incredible fan art done of me recently.


By mister alexj. I am always amazed by his work.


By SG Kikka. You may recognize this one from my second profile picture. I know it's not really recent, but the lovely miss Kikka was gracious enough to send me the original painting and I wanted to post it again because it is awesome.

I also just found out that not only am I the six of diamonds, I am ON THE COVER of the second edition box of Rion Vernon SG playing cards!

Holy crapballs.

I guess I did have some pretty interesting things to write about this time. This has probably been my most action packed journal entry ever. I hope nobody expects this kind of entertainment from future journal entries, because it is doubtful that I will ever be able to top this. That is all.

xox,
Bowie