I am incredibly drunk. and whats moirwee, my 'a' key is sticking. so if there are any 'a's missing - or 'u's for that matter, insert them yerselves. yes. ys, you.
this evening, i put on my most lovely audrey hepburn-esque outfit, (she sayd s=with absolute modesty) and went to my friends house with a bottle of jagermeister.
i ahve drunk one quarter of this. for someone who doesnt drink (cheap dates ftw. 'ftw' is my newe favorite phrase ) i am very drunk. i've got spinny room and my limbs do not feel entirely attached tom my body. woo.
i also druank approximatlykeoy 3 bottles of totally lame alcopop -wkd. blue, no less. my tongue isnt blue though. woo no.2.
i danced in this terrible local club which i hate (hence getting v/ drunk) to pendulum (relally only d&b i like), prodigy (why do they go off on these ridiculous d&b missionwswhen its meant to be an altiernaievete clb?!! @! )
and rageahiantthemachine. i ant remenber anything sles/
I'm snow sitting here wondering how the fuck to get muysleg out of thihs very tight vintage lace corselette which had been resiturijjsicitng my bretahijng all night. i might sleep in it an my heels and stockings and edla with it in themorninng.

my mum phoned me aeriloier, and askedd which i wantinged for cjrismtmas, explaining i would like, please, the blue flocked Virgin Mary moneybox from paperhcas enad an external hardddiver is strange. i'm gonns esdk fo ra a nivr digitla cmerical from mmy birthdat, whichink incase you're intersted is jan 17th. i'll be 244. start saving,

the inbox 0f my ogptne is full p and i know i text my objet de afection somehitn, but i dont know what, cuz zhtbe outbox is empty. uh oh <insretet embarassed, grinning siilly drukn face hree, ahahahaha


oh my poor head.

beoger we left my friedn's house, we had alcamahol and party doood. mmmmmm cheese twtsts.

i didnt die facedown in a puddle. NAD I GOT GUESTIST FOR THE CLUB. I Y BOOKS, THAT'S A SUCESSFUDL NIGHT OUT

no, nonrr more drumkarad.
liver failure ftw too. yes.

one of thosese days i'lll wyake up in abtah filled with icem and my kidneys will be missing.
u til then 'ukkk ontine drinking. jager\s not much more than 10 punds (my puind sign is missing) a bottle..
cheap oboooze ftw too.

i love you all. ye\agh. woo. etcv.
dontejt judge me............

fancy a giggle?
this is the video I was in at Easter for the Devildolls (or Devildolls Rock & Roll Street Gang - I never know what they're going under these days)
anyway, it was hella fun to shoot, and I got to spend the day with the fabulous Tom Spencer from the Yo Yo's / Loyalties (massive fangirl moment) - he's the guy near the end playing guitar; and the wonderful Ray Gange who's become a good friend, and played the part of Rudeboy in The Clash movie 'rudeboy'. legend (he's the guy at the bus stop)

before you all chortle at me too much, i didn't realise the speaking part at the beginning was being used, i thought it was gonna be overdubbed. so, excuse my funny not-fussed voice and slightly confused face



sped-up b-movie camera work ftw

x

Last night I went to see Electric Eel Shock - the Japanese extravaganza that is.. soooo good.
Supported by local(ish) band Plastic Toys, who were also fantastic. I did a massive girlcrush on the singer John (he wore armwarmers on stage and did little 10-years-ago Trent Reznor moves on stage. how could I not love him?!)
It was my girl Anarchie's birthday and I think she had a good one.
Fish & chips & rock & roll. what more could a girl want? hehe

Today was my grandpa's funeral. It was all very dignified and lovely. He was so loved, and will be so missed.
It was good seeing all my cousins again. It goes at least 5 years between me seeing them usually, so having the entire family together was good; it's just sad that it's for such an unhappy occasion.

Not much else to tell I don't think. I've been speaking with a fair amount of regularity to someone who's making me smile, his calls always leave me smiling, and right now that's what I need.

The beautiful Charity got married - go send her love. She looked so beautiful, and is an incredible girl. Such a sweetheart

Sleepy. I'm always sleepy these days.

xx

my grandpa passed away this morning. He'd been in a nursing home for a good 6 months, since having polio as a child he wasn't mobile enough to be living at home with my granny. he was deteriorating dramatically towards the end and suffered a massive stroke on saturday. he was so frail. I saw him yesterday, to say my goodbyes. he couldn't speak, his voice merely rattled in his lungs.
My little sister in Turkey is coming home on the weekend. She still doesn't know and her husband's decided not to tell her. He's gonna stick her on a flight, basically on the premise she's coming back to be with us for a bit, to support mum and our granny, and we'll have to tell her.
The moment she finds out that she's basically been lied to, and she can't see him, i wouldn't like to be her husband, but that's up to him.
I'm going to go to the airport to pick her up - she's my little sister - I have to.
The funeral's 3rd Dec, with the service in the Cathedral, as he was a vicar.

My grandpa was a wonderful man; Hugely antisocial, except towards his family whom he loved unconditionally. He had an incredible sense of humour - the driest, most sarcastic person I knew. He fought during WW2, met my granny in Jerusalem, and was married to her for 61 years.

here's to you, grandpa.

Beware: image-loaded blog. We are very visual creatures, after all..
More fun. Yes, I know. She without the social life seems to be doing a lot of going out lately.
Photographic evidence you say?


NB: The arm of doom. Not bicep, no. That suggests muscle. That, ladies and gentlemen, is pure bingowing. Hence diet. Stupid bloody arms.

And, me with my gal Kitty_Kat. Yes, horribly drunk. We look a little suspicious.


It was the same evening. I don't team waistocoats with fingerless leather gloves every day. Oh..actually, I do.
Those were taken last wednesday, at the Dan Le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip show, with DJ Andy Smith (from Portishead) afterwards. A Very Good Night.

Tomorrow evening it's my mate Rubes' band Radio City Riot, another bunch of mates' band Little London, then OHMYGOD Marky Ramone doing a DJ set. yeah, THE Marky Ramone.
I have the entire day off (a rare thing when you're juggling 4 jobs) and I'm considering starting drinking around lunchtime; crack open the

and try not to pass out before dinner hahaha. should be a good night..

Very excited; Got the Cardiacs coming up next week, supported by God Damn Whores (woot!!), the week after, the mighty Buzzcocks , and the night after that, HelloGoodbye with my little brother. shhh. I'm excited about hanging out with my favourite little sibling
Ooh, and at the end of that week, it's a certain girlie's birthday, AND Electric Eel Shock on the same night.
A whole host of fabulous gigs lined up for me.
Ooh, and Scouting For Girls who aren't the greatest thing ever, but do this song and I'm lame and I love it:


I might have a bit of a silly crush on the singer. He's sweet and I like the way he moves his mouth when he sings. And the video has bowling. And I love bowling. And I wish someone would write a song like this for me. Any takers? haha

Ooh. And the night after that gig (just to mellow out my sappyness), we've got Job For A Cowboy and Black Dahlia Murder. pure fucking carnage eh

So uh..yeah

Found a whole heap of awesome stuff to get for people's Christmas presents - this is a good.
And I've lost 7lbs on my new diet, so yay for me

Ok. As you were, people

Oh the hilarity, oh the fun! Anarchie and I spent friday night in a London club. We wore very little (I went for a trampy/gothy look including my favourite fingerless leather gloves), whilst my girl rocked a pink & black lucha ensemble, complete with awesome Rey Mysterio type mask (which was a present from me, no less )
I don't have any pictures of me (I was feeling particularly camera-shy that evening) but to be amazed at her wrestling skills, check out Anarchie's latest blog for her pictures.
It was a very fucking cool evening, despite being groped a couple of times
As we were waking back to the hostel, a guy driving past leaned out of his car window and told me I should get my legs insured. Yeah, he was kinda sleazy and it wasn't the cutest thing I've ever had said to me, but I was flattered nonetheless.

This evening I went to a local club night and danced my little tail off to my friend's dub/ska/rock band WiserVice, those awesome guys Dan Le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip - whose video I was in for their most recent single - The Beat That My Heart Skipped (video: )

and DJ Andy Smith from Portishead, playing some fucking classics. Lots of cool remixes and hiphop so I could wriggle the night away
Scroob is such a darling. Really wonderful guy, and dedicated The Beat That My Heart Skipped to me when they played it. Cue huge grins and hand clapping from me haha.
I went with 2 of my girlies, Eve and Latifa. It was so great hanging out with them, doing girlie stuff.
I've realised after tonight, and last Friday with Anarchie , I've missed hanging out with my girls. Crackin out the dancing shoes and laughing til your face aches is so underrated

I ran into my ex, Matt, unexpectedly. He looked so happy, and really well. He was there with his wonderful girlfriend Nina, who I adore..I was so happy to see him so happy & in love

I'm on a diet.. I'm currently 151 lbs, which for a 5'7 girl - when none of it is muscle - isn't so good. Well, not for me anyway.
I've been trying really hard, calorie counting (which is amusing, purely so I can come out with gems such as 'I've only had 642 calories today so I think I'm allowed cheesy chips' )...I've been snacking on carrot sticks and hummus (sp?)
I don't know how many calories there might've been in my 4 bottles of cherry VK, or shots of Jaegermeister this evening but hey...

I spent an hour or so in my living room chatting to Darran from Funeral For A Friend, whilst clad in my incredibly sexy Primark pyjamas haha. He's seeing my girl Katie, who I live with, and he'd come to visit her..
Why the pyjamas? Why why why???!!

hmm....Not much else to report I don't think. Maybe I've done other stuff but I can't remember it all. Guess I should update this more often so I don't forget, eh!
If any photos from tonight, or by any miracle, Friday night emerge, I'll be sure to show y'all

I saw Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster the other night... It was awesome...I like stuff which sounds like the fucked-up soundtrack to a B-Movie Thus, I like The Horrors too.

I'm in London for the next couple of days, with him

I'm up again at the weekend with Anarchie to do some debauched stupidity and dancing..woooo hahaha


uh..Happy Halloween!!!!

hehehehehe
xxx