No, not dead. Merely dormant.
Mainly because my internet died a death and internet cafes are not something I partake in. Largely due to laziness.
You should be glad I wasn't here - I've had the most godawful cold/flu thing for ages and complained constantly. Although in all fairness I have been pretty ill. It was laryngitis first, and I lost my voice, then I got better, only to get a really evil flu days later. And some crazyass toothache too. I've been on hardcore painkillers ever since because I quite simply didn't have time to be ill.
Why? Because I've been working my little tail off. And moving house.
Yes, rather unexpectedly, my flatmate (and best buddy, who I've mentioned before - Paul, aka Banj / Pablo) announced he was moving out (for money reasons, nothing else) so we had to find a new flatmate of move out too. We (other flatmate Charlie and I), decided to move.
I now live with my incredibly fabulous friend Katie. She's a very talented photographer, and works with a lot of bands. Her live shots are stunning..
And we have a bright pink lounge, lots of black & white furniture and a huuuuge corner sofa. Life is fucking good.
I love my new room. It's warm (no more broken central heating for me, oh no!), girlie, and it's just me and her here. I'm living even closer to my girl Anarchie , and at work, I'm gonna be piercing 5 days a week, working in the little independant clothes shop one day, and working at the music venue still, 3 or 4 nights a week too. so busy busy busy!! but the new place is walking distance to all my jobs now, which is awesome.

My beautiful girl Kitty_Kat visited me at work today and hung out for a bit. She's so lovely She cheers me up when I am poorly (which is frequently at the moment), and brings beauty and light into the shop. And nice hair too (I've never known anyone to spend so much time in the hairdressers hehe)

Fightstar (Charlie from Busted's band) did a signing in the shop I work in, before their gig the other week.. It was amusing. Charlie's far more attractive in the flesh. Even for a blonde guy.
Uh...Justin Currie (from Del Amitri) came into the shop today. Walked around. I ignored him. He left. Hands up who remembers Del Amitri? He's playing the venue I work at tonight. Thankfully I'm not working.

And lastly, but most importantly, there's a someone making me sofuckinghappy right now. Massive massive smiles all round. can't wait for halloween.

. I'm sure there was other stuff, but I've forgotten it all. I'll update again - maybe by editing..ooooh!! - if I remember.

I've missed you all.
no, i really have.

so tell all. what've you've been doing while my back was turned?


EDIT: told you I forgot stuff.
I went to see Kate Nash. At the place I work. you're right, I don't like her. She's shit.
why, pray tell, did i go? so I could be the smug cunt going "you paid how much for these tickets? goodness, yes, that is a lot. me? no, no I got in free. favourite song? no, I hate the middle-class pseudo-cockney twat. I'm here just to be a cunt"
p.s looks like I missed some drama, yo. (let it be noted I also missed the episode of Neighbours when Helen Daniels died. see what I mean?)
There's a hella lot of awesome people, and SG's (not all of course) who are no longer with us. (i don't mean dead, you sadistic lunatics).
sucks, yo.