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JULY 29, 2011 @ 09:42 AM


I know it's been a long time since I reviewed a video game...and to be honest, with school, internships, and ComicCon I haven't had a lot of quality couch-sitting time.

So, I was really pleasantly surprised when the game: Bastion lived up to the glowing reviews and delivered some solid, enjoyable gameplay.



For $15 on XBL it's a relatively inexpensive title considering what it delivers. I'm a fan of simpler games that find the right balance of engaging story and gameplay without the aid of high-end graphics: games like Katamari and Odin Sphere. (Don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of frackin' epic graphics as well. I just have to give a special credit where it's due to the more minimalist developers.)

And, really, saying "simpler graphics" isn't the right phrase because these graphics are beautiful watercolor-esque designs. They're just different from the realistic focus of the bulk of the next-gen games.

Often times, a game that's so heavy on narration can get real annoying real fast...and then controllers start flying. But, the sly dynamic narration never seems to get old for me. You'll notice it right off the bat as the story opens with you sitting on a bed and as you move the narrator begins the story in relation to what you're doing--and he does it with flair!

That narrator even cheekily notices when I can't help but stop to smash or burn everything in sight saying, "burning the brambles became an addiction." tongue

With the narration following your actions, the gameplay is left open for multiple replays in order to see what alternative actions would produce. And, speaking of replay value, the game also has multiple endings. So, be sure to save accordingly (there's only one save slot) in order to experience them both.

With that out of the way, there's nothing more to say about this game other than it's a solid action-RPG (one of my favorite genres) that's sure to give you an engaging story and fun hack-and-slash action.

So, download it today and enjoy! biggrin

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Edit: I'm not sure why Castle Crashers is up on everyone's radar based on this review. Castle Crashers was released in 2008 while Bastion was released 9 days ago. I played Castle Crashers when it came out; many, many times. I wrote several blogs about it. Everyone and their mother played Castle Crashers...and there was much rejoicing.

So, I'm a little confused why people think it's a relevant recommendation (the assumption being you're telling someone about something they haven't already heard about in the past three years).

But, just in case you've been living in a cave for a while here's a list of some of the top downloadable games that you've probably already heard about, downloaded, and played:

Castle Crashers
Fat Princess
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Shadow Complex
Puzzle Quest (all of 'em...even the space one)
The Secret of Monkey Island
Portal
Limbo
Braid (I hated it, but everyone else loved it. So, I'm including it because of peer pressure)
Geometry Wars

And, keeping the video game theme going, but adding some boobs to the mix. My Gears of War set is still in Member Review. (Talk about some EPIC graphics!) tongue Be sure to check it out and let me know what you think:

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lpadvent recently commented on the set; asking if I got to keep the lancer. And, the answer is yes. Everything in the set is mine: the lancer, the cog tags, the shirt, the boobs. tongue Not only did I take it all home with me, but I carried it into the local movie theater after the shoot. I can't remember which movie I went to see, but the state governor was there (this was before he was governor) and let me cut in front of him in line...I like to think the lancer had something to do with that. biggrin

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adam0c

adam0c

United Kingdom
May 2008

JUL 29, 2011 09:51 AM

you should get Castle Crasher (if you havent already?) this game is made by a couple of people from Newgrounds and is amazinf you can get it for free through PlaystationPlus not to sure how much it is on XBL?

EroticGeek

EroticGeek

Ansted, WV
July 2010

JUL 29, 2011 10:00 AM

My boyfriend is interested in getting Bastion, but it is only for X-box. He prefers his Playstation 3. He doesn't want a lot of Microsoft material in his house tongue

Spid3y

Spid3y

Round Rock, TX
April 2008

JUL 29, 2011 11:15 AM

I have been having a blast with this game. I started playing Limbo as well. Both are great.

Rashfolk

Rashfolk

Canada
December 2010

JUL 29, 2011 11:18 AM

Deatspank was a really nice hack-n-slash from xbox arcade!! And I totally agree with you it's a very nice game and really pretty too!! I love water-esque graphics just like in Eternal sonata!!
And you make me laugh so much when you said «...and then controllers start flying» cause I saw myself from so many games that was frustrating!! It makes me feel better to know others do that!! It makes me believe I'm a little bit more «normal» in a way!!

GLuna46

GLuna46

Chula Vista, CA
July 2009

JUL 29, 2011 11:38 AM

thank you for the review smile i was wondering if i should get it. some reviews were a lil eh but i might get it now. you should review from dust! biggrin

Steam_

Steam_

HOPEFUL

USA

JUL 29, 2011 12:19 PM

This looks really cool. I might have to give it a try.
And I second the castle crashers game recommendation!

Migas1981

Migas1981

Austin, TX
September 2007

JUL 29, 2011 01:03 PM

Braid was pretty cool, but it was super frustrating! So I have to agree with you on that one.

xHeartSwornx

xHeartSwornx

Brunswick, OH
June 2004

JUL 29, 2011 01:17 PM

I'm behind in gaming... BUT Bastion may make the playlist soon!
Well, soon enough as I'm still slowly venturing into other new gaming worlds at the moment on top of catching up on my own backlog. smile

tilpacer

tilpacer

Calgary, AB
December 2005

JUL 29, 2011 03:19 PM

Oh Neil, you so crazy.

talamia

talamia

South Africa
July 2008

JUL 29, 2011 03:37 PM

Have you played a little game called Desktop Dungeons?

I got the hoodie today!!! And the extra shirt you included, OMG I have always loved that top and always wanted one so thank you so so much!!!

thescarykid

thescarykid

USA
May 2010

JUL 29, 2011 04:43 PM

Very nice review, Bob. I totally agree with you with the now in days focusing on big graphics. And in my head, over substance and style. I wish mumford and sons would live up to glowing reviews. Alas, I digress.

Acoustified

Acoustified

Westbrook, ME
August 2010

JUL 29, 2011 05:04 PM

The ending of braid is awesome. So well thought out. But the game did hurt my brain.

Creepy

Creepy

SUICIDEGIRL

Ohio, USA

JUL 29, 2011 05:14 PM

Hahahahahaahahah thats my fave line in scott pilgram!!!!!!

baudot

baudot

Oakland, CA
February 2004

JUL 29, 2011 05:32 PM

Ascention for iPad/iPhone has been my addiction for the last week. Best port of a card game to digital format I've seen.

I just picked up "From Dust" and "Trenched" for XBLA. They're clever, but I'm not in love with either yet.

Offline, I played the boardgame Carson City last week and can't wait to get another crack at it. It's an unholy hodge-podge of Caylus, Carcassonne, and Citadels. Yeah. It's trying to do everything at once. And somehow that's fascinating.

Smalltown125

Smalltown125

Toronto, ON
May 2009

JUL 29, 2011 07:01 PM

I played the demo for Bastion the other night and really enjoyed it. Might actually pick it up for real.

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