There is fascinating news on the "Robot Apocalypse" front...

We are already aware of the ongoing land invasion...now they have moved to the seas.

And, just when you thought it was safe to give your frackin' toaster a bath...

Roboticists at the University of Washington have built a school of robot fish that communicate using sonar waves.



Also, they will soon be invading your pants...

Just when you thought Sega had tanked after the epic fail of making Sonic 3-D

Now, they bring lonely men (and some women too) the robotic girlfriend: EMA (short for Eternal Maiden Actualization).

Retailing for the equivalent of $175 in September...in Japan.

Which leads to the big question: How come Japan gets all the fun stuff? Giant radioactive lizards, vending machines with girls panties in them, and robot girlfriends (who don't need aforementioned panties).

I guess all the Robosapiens have ruined it for the rest of us here on this side of the sphere.

She comes (no pun intended) complete with a "love mode", kisses on command, and is a sensual 15 inches tall...wait, huh?

Only 15 inches? I know size doesn't matter, but come on!

Maybe that's why she's a Japan-only kind of gal. I can't see many American guys spending $175 dollars on a teeny robot woman when there are other things that could give them a lot more pleasure...

Of course, I'm talking about iPods, you pervs...What else did you think I meant?

Edit: I want to say thanks for all the luv my set is getting. I really appreciate it. You guys are awesome!!!

But, most of all I love the tag war that's going on...the um those tits are real and the um, insision below the nipple.

Hilarious.

But, I'll be the one to kill it right now...

They're fake. I paid a lot of money for those...all in cash. I saved up all on my own, and I'm quite proud.

They're real alright...real AWESOME.