into: BOOKS,LAUGHING,BUTTSEX,MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE, PUPPIES, WATER BALLOON FIGHTS, SPECULATING ON FAMOUS PEOPLE'S PRIVATE LIVES, AND RUM AND COKE
not into: SPORTS, HUSBANDS, CHILDREN, RACISM, SEXISM, BEASTIALITY, REPUBLICANS, ORGANIZED RELIGION, HUNTING, WORLD DOMINATION, NEO-NAZI GERMANY,GEOMETRY,STANDING IN LINE, LISTENING TO YOU TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING AWESOME YOU ARE AND HOW MANY FAMOUS PEOPLE YOU KNOW! GOD!!
makes me happy: MY MEDICATION
makes me sad: small penises, wal mart, mormons, republicans, mosquito bites, anal leakage, mole people, warren jeffs, UGLY GUYS TRYING TO TALK TO ME EVER!
hobbies: painting my nails, picking my nose, making fun of everyone, discussing brangelina, pooping
5 things i can't live without: oxygen, food, water, skin, bone marrow
vices: EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING
thoughts on sg: It's okay
i spend most of my free time: picking my nose and discussing paris hilton
gender: SG
occupation: recruiting souls for the devil
current crush: jack the vibrating rubber penis
body mods: boob job
heroes: Harry Potter and my Dad
gets me hot: jack (see current crush)
favorite position: on his knees....... scrubbing the bathroom floor
fantasy: magical sex with harry potter. that means wand in my ass.
sign: capricorn
most humbling moment: im too awesome to be humble
i lost my virginity: on camera
MY STATUS: cheater
MY DIET: Omnivore
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
MY DRUG USE: Up the nose
CIGARETTES: Nope
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
POT: I'm a total stoner
MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Hardcore, Valley Girl, Indie Rocker, Hillbilly, Punk, Geek, Diva.
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