into: boobies, puppies, alcohol, lesbians, butt sex, picking my nose, pointing and laughing at others, discussing famous people's private lives, smugly acting intelectual
not into: bladder infections, being cold, pimples, sports, republicans, picking up dog poop, mormons
makes me happy: gidget my puppy and self medicating
makes me sad: small penises, wal mart, mormons, republicans, anal leakage, mole people, warren jeffs, watching animal cops, tyra banks
hobbies: pooping, picking my nose, discussing brangelina, participating in the olympics
5 things i can't live without: my puppy gidget, the internet, lean cuisines, anal lube
vices: when people sniffle up snot and swollow it. just effing spit it out!
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: picking my nose and surfing the internet
occupation: poop inspector
current crush: gordon ramsey
body mods: boob job
heroes: Harry Potter
gets me hot: my vibrator is the most efficient at getting me hot
fantasy: gordon ramsey comes over cooks me dinner then i cook for him and he says its discusting and horrible. then he calls me a bad cook, then he calls me a bad girl. then he spanks me with a spatula. mmmmm thats hot
sign: capricorn
most humbling moment: one time i was so drunk i peed on the floor in front of my friends. if that wont humble u nothing will
i lost my virginity: to a cucumber
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Up the nose
MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Emo, Hardcore, Tattooed, Indie Rocker, Fashionista, Hillbilly, Punk, Dirty, Bookworm, Geek, Fetish, Diva
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