ugh i have homework

kareoke night is a good night

im so hung over i slept by the toilet

i have a bladder infection. and when i went to the hospital to pee in a cup this really cute guy i used to like LOVE was working there and saw me holding my pee

ugh i just got back from what seemed like a year in a cell phone less, internetless, mindless family trip to yuck, oregon. I listened to my grandmother tell me the shocking story about her dog running away from the safety of her home to the deathtrap coldisac which is her front yard about ten times, and the best part of it was that i was there when it happened. i was popping valum the whole time and i still couldnt sleep enough to kill the mind numbing bordem of this weekend.


thanks

i just took my cat to the vet because she has sneezies and boogie nose. we thought she had a cold or allergies. but she doesnt. she has herpes. cat herpes. cat herpes in the throat. what a freaking slut!