Picture Blog!
First off, I am on a mission to take all my parents to The Spotted Cow. I have my step-mom left. On my visit with my in-laws, I picked out a table that I hadn't sat at before and now it will forever be the table that I want to sit at.

I did a little dance and squealed when I saw it. The big fucking deal Joe Biden! Eating ice cream in that very spot!
In the middle of Illinois if you're an important person you can get a fucking plaque just for eating ice cream. I want that! Also, Joe Biden has a good eye for the best seat in the house. I love Joe.
Here's some pictures of me on days before I go to work.


One of the cosmetics girls knows how to sucker me into buying things at her counter. All it takes is for her to say, "I'm low on my numbers today!" and I'm all like, "okay, I'll buy makeup from you, you're so pushy!" And then buy eye shadow and cheap lip gloss and apply it during my 15 minute break.

Then tonight I dyed my hair blue. It's really subtle because I hate roots showing so this is just my easy way of having fun hair without fussing over it too much. Since I wear a wig to work I really only wash my hair about twice a week so the natural oils in my hair seem to be helping my hair grow faster. The blue makes me feel like I have a little bit of magic in me. Like a unicorn!

This is my tough face.

Just kidding