"she makes me all tingly inside.. i like it. people that beauiful should be locked up in museums and hand fed nothing but pizza and vodka.

i haven't met her in person yet but i'm already infatuated.

*insert heavy breathing*"

"She makes me want to perform human sacrifices for her.

"

"She's a good friend. Like this one time when she accidentally poured gasoline all over me during a pillow fight, and the pillows broke open and feathers went everywhere. She felt so sorry for me she offered to light my cigarette.

Later on she said I was the best bon-fire she'd ever seen. It just brings tears to your eyes.

If you haven't checked out her pics, do it! Do It Now! Her rejected set is to die for."

"Still the coolest girl ever. I heart her."

"Benni makes delicious babies.

The face is by far the coolest.
"

"Benni was my first,

she was so gentle,

she cured my hangover.

I heart Benni."

"benni fucked my dad. wow. having a little trouble with that one.

...but that's the way we do things around here!

Benni, you mah only frien..."

"Now I'm not one to judge...
but you people all suck compared to Benni..."