holy crap, it's... *gasp* ... monday.

back to work with me. sweet jesus. i haven't done any of my stretches, or sauntered around in my heels for two weeks. this is gonna be a disaster.

in other news, leaving houston made me cry... weeeell... leaving houston's weather didn't make me cry, but...

im all bedazzled. (yowch!) i miss apnea... she and mr. picnic were hundreds of times cooler than i would ever have imagined... and... you know, way hotter too. i'm going to go back to visit them as often as possible, and one of these times steal apnea up to minneapolis... we have to ride rollercoasters!

i met miss tegan... hot damn. that girl is so beautiful... i was nervous and kind of giggly like a schoolgirl... or a schoolboy who just heard the word "titmouse". eeeeehehe! but seriously... tegan! i don't know if you can read this, but i miss you! i can't wait until you're here...

we needs to do us some spooning!

dr. stinkypants and i braved flooded streets to try and find something to do... and ended up buying a puzzle. which, by the way, we worked on all night. it became a symbol of our ladle related lovin'. i finally finished it the day before i flew out... and left it for the maids. take that, maids! the love puzzle is now yours to feed and water!

moralsoldier and anniesegall were too cool for school. both sweet, wonderful, genuine people. and what great asses. they took me to lunch at this great cafe and i had the best pasta... i'm tempted to go back and kidnap the chef... force him to cook for me. even the salad was eerily way to good. i acted like a spaz, as is my custom, but they seemed to like me just the same... and that's hot.

and damn, this is long. i have to get ready for work... wish me luck...

i miss my texan friends... and you guys too. sending you all mental love. crazy mental love. spoony love?

ooh, and this, again, cuz i love it so much:



if i were a buttplug, i'd live in all your asses.


booty!