i had nightmares last night... a lot of scattered imagery to be sure, but goddamn... i have nightmares probably too much, so you'd think i'd be used to it. damn kids. here's a list of repeated imagery/scenarios in my dreams. feel free to analyze (and feel free to be hilarious, as you children often are. just another reason i love you so):

i'm a chainsmoker. cigarette after cigarette after cigarette. i've never even TRIED smoking a cigarette in my life, but i can even taste it, and apparently know how to hold it, ash it, etc.. so very odd.

i go to the hospital to take care of an illness and come out... and they've given me breast implants instead. i start to cry and go back to the doctor demanding they fix it and take them out, but they explain that even if they take the implants out my breasts will never be back to normal. so very sad.

tornados come... sometimes one, sometimes many. i'm always in my car, and when i try to seek shelter all the doors are locked.

i can't walk or use my legs.

i'm handling tad and he gets away and/or starts to bite me and won't stop. sometimes there are other snakies involved in this scenario, and they hurt tad.

the chinchillas get out and i never see them again.

im driving and my car suddenly has no brakes, or the steering is almost completely nonresponsive. usually happens while driving at night, or next to a very tall rocky cliff with no guardrails. go figure.


yeeeeaah... so anyways... am i insane? maybe. but now me and snakie are going to have a mouse and steak barbeque... my family this memorial day is a snake. that's beautiful.

last night i was hanging out at a bar, and there was this young guy smoking this old fashioned pipe. i thought it would be funny for one of my friends (read: one of you) to start smoking one of those, so everytime i was right and you were wrong i could be like, "ha! put that in your pipe and smoke it!" uh... not that i'm ever right, mind you...

off. love you guys. expect me late tonight... and hopefully filled with barbeque... uh... hopefully i'm lucid enough to feed tad the mice.

luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve!

to lazy for a lot of smilies. but SOON!