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i'm a chainsmoker. cigarette after cigarette after cigarette. i've never even TRIED smoking a cigarette in my life, but i can even taste it, and apparently know how to hold it, ash it, etc.. so very odd.
i go to the hospital to take care of an illness and come out... and they've given me breast implants instead. i start to cry and go back to the doctor demanding they fix it and take them out, but they explain that even if they take the implants out my breasts will never be back to normal. so very sad.
tornados come... sometimes one, sometimes many. i'm always in my car, and when i try to seek shelter all the doors are locked.
i can't walk or use my legs.
i'm handling tad and he gets away and/or starts to bite me and won't stop. sometimes there are other snakies involved in this scenario, and they hurt tad.
the chinchillas get out and i never see them again.
im driving and my car suddenly has no brakes, or the steering is almost completely nonresponsive. usually happens while driving at night, or next to a very tall rocky cliff with no guardrails. go figure.
yeeeeaah... so anyways... am i insane? maybe. but now me and snakie are going to have a mouse and steak barbeque... my family this memorial day is a snake. that's beautiful.
last night i was hanging out at a bar, and there was this young guy smoking this old fashioned pipe. i thought it would be funny for one of my friends (read: one of you) to start smoking one of those, so everytime i was right and you were wrong i could be like, "ha! put that in your pipe and smoke it!" uh... not that i'm ever right, mind you...
off. love you guys. expect me late tonight... and hopefully filled with barbeque... uh... hopefully i'm lucid enough to feed tad the mice.
luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve!
to lazy for a lot of smilies. but SOON!
MAY 31, 2004 01:06 PM
_Mrs_TLB_
United Kingdom
December 2003
MAY 31, 2004 01:08 PM
MAY 31, 2004 01:15 PM
aww nightmares suck
keep the bad dreams away
[Edited on May 31, 2004 1:19PM]
MAY 31, 2004 01:18 PM
1. You love to smoke..
2. Fixation of your beautiful breasts and thinking they could be better (but thats is not possible)
3.You have many uncontrolable events in your life and they all seem to hit as same time, you just cant figure out a way to deal with one at a time.
4. see number 3
5 and 6 /shrug fear of losing someone close be it human or otherwise.
7. see number 3 again.
Sounds like your VERY sane to me not like I am a expert but I can identify with those same dreams when I do dream.. most time myself I cant ever remember squat of my dream.
MAY 31, 2004 01:21 PM
you need a vacation, and i dont want to hear this "i dont have the money" crap. i'm sure that would make you feal much better.
MAY 31, 2004 01:45 PM
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and a pipe is a parrot squawking on the shoulder of a fabulously dressed pirate. 
Anyway, first off, no more chicken pot pies for you before bed.
Honestly, I haven't a clue. I'm just guessing from what I've gleaned from the Discovery Channel.
But I figure if you went to a Freudian shrink they'd tell you it was all about sex. And another one would tell you they were dead wrong.
The tornados thing (or any natural disaster) is something about being afraid of elements you cannot control.
The cigarettes and snakes thing would probably fall under the category of "phallic". I'll just leave that hanging there like a dead trout, stinking up the joint.
The legs/can't walk thing is pretty common, I think. Well, I have them all the time, so I'm saying they're common so I can feel less crazy.
A lot of it is probably different fears manifesting themselves as either realistic portrayals (Tad getting attacked, Tad attacking you, the Chinchillas getting away, loosing control of the car --since you drive late at night a lot on your own) to more obscure metaphorical representations (the Tornado, the implants, heck, even the stuff with Tad).
Dream analysis is like horoscopes a lot of times; vague enough to fit, but completely without enough details to clarify.
Now, if someone can tell me what it means when I have dreams that I'm in High School giving a speech nekkid and I suddenly realize it, but instead of running of in embarrassment, I start doing a gymnastics routine and get pelted with sardines, then it morphs to me running over the hills of my homeland with a pack of wild Pomeranians, all of us yapping and snapping at each other, I'd greatly appreciate it.
*vague dreamlike pelvic thrust*
[Edited on May 31, 2004 1:46PM]
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MAY 31, 2004 05:04 PM
i have nothing funny and am staying away from trying to interpret any kinds of dreams these days. But I hope you are doing well. 
tarzan
I'm lost
February 2004
MAY 31, 2004 06:12 PM
nightmares suck. i normally dont rember my dreams, but when i do their always the nightmares. i had a stretch of about a week where thats all i had. hopefully it will pass for youto.
hope your barbeque-for-two went well. if i was close id come burt meat with you, though i dont really care for snakes all that much,id make an exception just for you.
later hun 
<-- seemed appropiate 
MAY 31, 2004 07:08 PM
MAY 31, 2004 07:28 PM
You are the greatest 
I am pretty red in that picture. I was born and raised on the beach that is how tan I was.
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