fuck fuck FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!

i just lost a looooong fucking journal entry! the whole fucking thing, gone! godammit! i'm so pissed i'm not going to get a boner for like a week!

as i had so eloquently stated in the now defunct entry, i feel like i don't have a life right now... holy shit... always running, always late. like i'm a figment of my own imagination... or you guys'? so that means... uh... *counts on fingers* carry the y... that...

shit, i knew it. i'm gay. oooh, wait, you mean it means friday? fair enough! i can continue to enjoy the best of both!

so now i'm running out of time and i can't even begin to get into what i had going before, but long story short: went to porn store with my friend berta in the middle of the night... we were leaving, she was talking about creepy people and how glad she was that i hadn't gone alone. leave store... little asian man who'd been shopping inside was waiting for us. he preceeded to lament about how the guy working the counter had treated him differently and with less respect than he had us because we spent more money, and how customer service people should never treat someone differently than someone else... thought we were getting the special treatment? i dunno...

but it made me sad, because no one should ever feel out of place or looked down upon when they're buying porn. ever. everyone should be skipping, lawyers and mothers and bored housewives should be arm in arm frolicking through the aisles with their porn, smiling and waving at one another while happy sunshine music plays... people should be sitting next to each other on the bus going, "hey, would you like to see my porn?" and the guy next to that guy would be like, "why yes, why don't you take a look at mine? it's fantastic!" and everyone swaps and takes in even MORE porn and then everyone starts whacking it...

hot damn. never too much porn.

i miss you guys. one of the other things in the entry i lost was me continuing to be saddened by the fact that i haven't had time to update, comment for anyone, be amused by the boards, etcetera. i miss my ferocious use of emoticons, like this:




love you guys. in the booty. arrr!