crap... i just rolled out of bed, and my back kinda hurts and my knee kinda hurts and i was completely disoriented and didn't know how i got here...

but i digress...

as always, running late. i have to jump in the shower, throw all my stripper shit together and run for the border. RUN FOR IT! duluth today, in all of its awesome... boring... zzZZzzZzz...

wish i could go back to bed. wish i could win the lottery so i can sleep eighteen hours a day and still afford to survive the remaining six. bwahahaha! i was going to say eight! i deserved to fail math class!

you guys are the best, though... thank you for all the insight on yesterday's bullshit... i appreciate the opportunity to vent... and to know that you guys don't think i'm an ass for it. if that doesn't make me want to masturbate ferociously to the nature channel (mooooooose!), then i don't know what does.

so i'm off like a prom dress... but i'll be back for you chitlins tomorrow. till then! *gasp* pot pie?