dear miss benni,

if i had a jet or a magic carpet or any other means of travel that didn't take a lot of time or money... i would fly to you in a heartbeat. i think that you are amazing and i would love to hang out and cuddle with you. i adore you so.

Can I come and wash your back?

[Edited on Apr 28, 2004 11:17AM cos I was so excited about benni taking a shower I said cime instead of come ]

[Edited on Apr 28, 2004 11:20AM and again because I can't seem to spell at all]

[Edited on Apr 28, 2004 11:33AM]

OH sorry I was a little wasted last night. I was wondering why there was a plant in the toilet, but it figured you where kind of a strange one so you know.

yes that "may take up to 3 days" thing doesn't make sense...cauz don't u have to pay more so it gets there overnite?! ughh

im not sure about the urine smell but i swear it wasn't me!!!

heart you ALWAYS!
me

Ups overnight says disclaimer to save its butt,,,,or just to torment us buyers..none-the-less arrrggghh to them

This is the first part of a joke that my former boss text messaged me with this morning (waking me up):

If I have a rooster, and you have a donkey, and your donkey eats my rooster's feet, what do you have?

...the nerve of her waking me up! Grrr I say!

I was marking my territory
Sorry
But wouldn't you like to see me crawl around your place, lifting my leg in various places? Well it sounds fun to me

One day I will see moose...meese...mooses...and if its with you, then my life would be complete

3 days isnt quite overnight haha... i think i can do without the urin stench.

Well, that's overnight, right? Three of them, even. I actually love that. When you see something like that, and right beside it it has a little ™ symbol. Lying bastards. *shakes fist*

Now if you find the person that has been marking their territory in your place, a shrink ray would come in handy wouldn't it...

Do you want to be shrunk? No one wants to be shrunk! That's the point! It's a shrink ray!


*teeny weeny itsy bitsy pelvic thrust*

EDIT: You have 69 friends... ... what? Someone had to say it...

[Edited on Apr 28, 2004 12:08PM]

sheep pee

urine & shower......errr... i'll behave.....

ohh wait.... did it

If you are in Vancouver BC the tattoo convention is on may 28 ,29, and 30th.

love you dolly !

Guess who JUST got called about doing a movie right after the one in Hilton Head, starting June 14th...

shooting in Minneapolis?

Woo-hoo! You'll have to come visit me on set if I get it. It's from one of the same producers who did "American Splendor".

And to think I might get to see Benni in person? Too much - Yay!

*hopes you don't find the poo in the shower*

yeah i orderd some SG boy cut panties for a girl I know. (no really they're not for me i swear!!!) and that was over a week ago!!!! It said 5 to 7 days yo!!!!! GRRR...

I think the mailman is wearing my panties....that sounds really wrong doesn't it??

MwuahzZ!! =P

I hope you're feeling better!

...stare into my eyes dear...yes...just like that!


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[Edited on Apr 28, 2004 2:44PM]