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APRIL 17, 2004 @ 04:48 PM


don't know where to start tonight... not sure where the beginning is, or i'd start there... but i'm also positive that there isn't quite an end. a dilly of a pickle...

i'm moody. moody as hell, and have been for at least the last week. i want to say im depressed, but that seems very unlike me... it could just be this naughty head cold... it's made me surly. and... well, incredibly aggravated. it's very hard to smile and shake your boobies for strange men when you're suppressing a sneezing fit...

hehe... you guys have never wanted me more.

i got away today... for the first time in a long time. now i have to go to work, which is kind of a slap in the face, but that's alright. i had my fun.

there's a college town in menomonie, wisconsin that's beautiful... the school is stout, i believe it's an art school, but i'm not sure... i went hiking in this wooded area with a stream that gives way to something called the devil's punchbowl. it's a geological formation where... well, it's like a huge sinkhole... probably a hundred feet deep, almost perfectly circular, and the rock rises straight up... and these natural springs make it drip all around you, down the rock... the moss is so green...

i was wishing for a camera, but i'm glad i didn't have one. you know how that is? it's almost as though... had i taken a picture of it... it would have been less beautiful...

i think i'm going to go trout fishing... fuck, no, i'm going to go to work. strike that. i think i'm gonna go shake my boobies.

i miss you guys... trying to find a little more time to communicate with yas... i've just been going CRAZY. everything piled up all at once and i missed a million deadlines... and the irs took a huge wet bit out of my ass. bastards. just doing their jobs, i guess...

love you... i'll truly be back for you all soon, i swear... ok... so... tell me a joke, and about your best sweater ever.

kiss love blush ARRR!!! ooo aaa ARRR!!! blush love kiss

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Benni

Benni

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

APR 17, 2004 04:50 PM

today I'M the first one! god i'm a freak. confused

PaleEnchantress

Paleenchantress

Adams, MA
April 2003

APR 17, 2004 04:54 PM

i wanted to send kisses your way baby cakes ! kiss kiss kiss

arch_stanton

arch_stanton

United Kingdom
February 2003

APR 17, 2004 04:57 PM

This is old and the only joke I can remember.

What does an Insomniac agnostic dyslexic do at night?


.....Lies awake wondering if there is a dog. kiss

[Edited on Apr 17, 2004 4:58PM]

TinyElvis

TinyElvis

Duarte, CA
OLD SKOOL

APR 17, 2004 05:01 PM

Shakin dat Ass!, Shakin dat Ass!, Shakin dat Ass!, Shakin dat Ass!, Shakin dat Ass!, Shakin dat Ass!, Shakin dat Ass!, Shakin dat Ass!, Shakin dat Ass!, Shakin dat Ass!, Shakin dat Ass!, Shakin dat Ass!, Shakin dat Ass!


Shankin them Boobies!, Shankin them Boobies!, Shankin them Boobies!, Shankin them Boobies!, Shankin them Boobies!, Shankin them Boobies!, Shankin them Boobies!, Shankin them Boobies!, Shankin them Boobies!, Shankin them Boobies!, Shankin them Boobies!, Shankin them Boobies!, Shankin them Boobies!, Shankin them Boobies!, Shankin them Boobies!, Shankin them Boobies!,
Boobies?


Yes, boobies.

thecowboy

thecowboy

Bozeman, MT
June 2003

APR 17, 2004 05:20 PM

.i wanna show off my boobies too.

vikingwolfe

vikingwolfe

I'm lost
November 2003

APR 17, 2004 05:22 PM

ditto...
and yes I lie awake wondering about the dog...
and I do want to send kisses your way...
and no, dammit, I am not the first freak this week...

there that about does it... biggrin

still luv you, bye!

oink oink oink
13 oink

jonnytrrrash7

jonnytrrrash7

Vatican City
February 2004

APR 17, 2004 05:30 PM

glad you got some quality down time
you+nature=wondrous beauty
my fave sweater="band fag" red sweater (played trombone-but i didn't look as sexy as that chick from Stereolab)

jrave

jrave

Italy
January 2004

APR 17, 2004 05:32 PM

mental note: next time i'm in minnesota, have to see you shake your boobs. you'll most likely put dirty thoughts in my dirty mind. won't that be fun.
i've wondered what goes through dancers' minds has they are shaking their ass. now i know that they are trying not to sneeze. and all this time i thought i was that funny looking to prompt that response.

fave joke:
what's black and blue and doesn't give good head?
the bitch in my trunk

and yes, it's fun to explain that to nuns.

late

jonnytrrrash7

jonnytrrrash7

Vatican City
February 2004

APR 17, 2004 05:33 PM

ps: missed you, too!!!

DrStinkypants

DrStinkypants

Saint Paul, MN
October 2002

APR 17, 2004 05:39 PM

Ahh The age old dillema: boob shaking, or trout fishing. I havent been fishing in a while. My dad used to always yell at me "Sink the hook! Sink the hook!" like a drill sergeant. I should go sometime, wanna come?

Words to live by: supressing sneezes is better than supressing diarrhea.
Hope you feel better soon.

SillyZebra

SillyZebra

Los Angeles, CA
September 2003

APR 17, 2004 06:18 PM

hmmmm ok...
whats a ARRR!!! favorite animal ??






.......an ARRRRvark..... smile

kiss love
ARRR!!! him too

[Edited on Apr 17, 2004 6:19PM]

MaliceWithaSmile

MaliceWithaSmile

Colorado Springs, CO
November 2003

APR 17, 2004 06:39 PM

Hmm...well kinda lacking on the joke section. But here's a really cheesy pick-up line that makes me laugh.

Guy: *to girl*, Hey, check this out, I got this really cool watch

Gal: Oh yeah? What's so cool about it?

Guy: Well, it tells me things I'm not supposed to know

Gal: Oh? Like what?

Guy: Like right now, it's telling me you're not wearing any panties

Gal: The hell? I am too wearing underwear!

Guy: *looks at watch*...fucking thing is an hour fast!

TheOriginalSin

TheOriginalSin

I'm lost
September 2002

APR 17, 2004 06:49 PM

There where two young boys. One named John the other Jack.
Jack turns to John one day and says "We should be more like adults".
John asks, "How do we do that?"

Jack says, "We should learn how to curse."
John says, "Ok."
So the two boys stay up half the night learning to curse. They awake the next morning and go to the dinning area. The mother is there and asks,"Jack what do you want for breakfast?"
Jack says "I want some Cheerios God Damnit."
The mother turns and smacks Jack across the face and sends him off to his room crying. She then turns to John and says "What do you want for breakfast?"
John says "Well I sure don't want the Motherfucking Chreerios!"


I know how you feel. I've felt out of sorts myself lately.



[Edited on Apr 17, 2004 6:50PM]

TheJuanupsman

TheJuanupsman

Hopkins, MN
April 2004

APR 17, 2004 07:10 PM

hey glad you got a chance to get away, hope work is going well for you. was hoping I might make it up there...but doesn't look good, hmmm joke huh well given that your gonna hear a lot of crass, dirty, profane ones I guess i will go wit one that is cheesy and corny, it always makes me smile b/c little kids think it is funny, more of a riddle really but here goes:

What does a snail on a turtles back say?



WWWHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Don't like sweaters they make me hot, they are scratchy and uncomfortable.

tarzan

tarzan

I'm lost
February 2004

APR 17, 2004 07:44 PM

i like finding places like that. when theres no one else arround and its just you and natures beauty. sometimes even another person can ruin the moment to

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