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hehe... first, i know i've done this before, but (hehe, i just wrote 'boot'. i'm effin' tired!) i wanted to say how much i love you guys... best... group... ever...! all of you rock my world, and my socks! they're black. best comments to read, and banter back and forth is so easy... eeeeeasy... you guys can always make me smile, and that makes you the coolest! (coolests?) hmmm...
so! i have today all figured out! i have a little short shift; i start at noon and end at three. i'm going to go to the stripper store to try to find some cute costumes, return here, log on, and proceed to try to catch up with things as i somehow try to make the massive pile of laundry in the middle of my living room disappear.
to give you some picture of how long it actually takes me to get to the laundry (and how much i LOATHE it!), there was a period of about two months where EVERY DAY i would go and buy a new outfit because there was nothing clean.
now, admittedly the outfits were, like, a buck fifty at wal-mart, but hell! now i have like double the laundry. they screwed me!
chicken! i showed that fucker when i ate him in pie form yesterday...although he did burn me pretty good... repeatedly... hehe. i kept going back for more.
love you guys!
APR 02, 2004 08:54 AM
APR 02, 2004 08:58 AM
I do laundry twice a week, and *horrors* enjoy it. I even like folding and ironing. I find it very zen...
...don't ask me how it's "zen' it just is, dag-nabbit...
Amanda's the same way. Our closet is filled with a bunch crap she bought for laundry avoidance. I have this small chunk on one end of the walk-in but running all the way to the back is her clothes. There's a number of outfits that in over two years I have never seen her wear.
way to beat that pot pie down. That's right show it who's boss. Kick it down! Oh yeah!
*pelvic thrust with a "end of BreakfastClub" air fist*
EDIT: Grammar and pselling... it's Friday, I can write like a five year old if a I want to.
[Edited on Apr 02, 2004 9:00AM]
APR 02, 2004 08:59 AM
YOU rock my world sweetie ! have fun at work love !
APR 02, 2004 09:06 AM
i hope you have an amazing day sweetheart.
i love you too.
APR 02, 2004 09:09 AM
have a greattt day dear!!! u can rock my socks off anytime
APR 02, 2004 09:16 AM
fucking laundry. i have to to that today too. i have no clean underwear. i woke up with every intention of jumping in the shower and getting dressed. but, i was getting my bra and panbties out. the panty drawer was EMPTY. i was sad. so, i have to wash some stuff before i can get out of here. i'll think of you when i'm doing mine. and you know what, you rock my socks as well. 
APR 02, 2004 09:16 AM
heres my fantasy for the day
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Bennis gonna sleep til 2 in the afternoon, again. I pick-up Chinese food and take it over there. I sneek into her place and after playing with Prof. Tad and the other pets, I crawl right into bed with her. Shes sleeping so peacefully. Its almost a shame to wake her with my love-spooning. As she turns around, the smell of Chinese cooking hits her. She says shell do ANYTHING for a little tasty Chinese. Michelle Kwan isnt in Minneapolis today, so we must improvise. We start by feeding each other spring rolls. ooh
yummy spring rolls. Their packed so full of delicious delight. Noodles, we have noodles. Thai peanut sauce makes them fantastic. Now its the tasty lemon chicken. Oh so nice... Tender, juicy breast with just the right amount of exotic flavor. Yes, Im talking about Benni, now. (This fantasy was heading in the wrong direction so I had to hit the brakes. Sorry if it made anyone spill their drinks.) Anyway, Kung Pao shrimp leads to Thai curry beef, and before you know it, theres fried rice all over the bed. I HATE when that happens! DAMMIT, why cant you be more careful with the FUCKING rice? I asked for the extra big tub so you wouldnt spill the fucking rice. SHIT!
sorry, back to my dream
I lick hot chili sauce off some of my very favorite parts of Benni. She shows me an amazing thing she can do with cream cheese puffs. (I wouldnt have believed it if I hadnt see it with my own eyes!)
we create some Combo platters that even the Chinese havent thought of. It was an amazing feast of the senses
Fortune cookies: hers says
you may find love in the strangest places, just dont get rice in your butt crack in the process
Mine says
get back to the office, you moron, you want to get fired?
The MSG takes its toll as Benni falls back into the pillows, totally spent. I gather my things and return to my mundane office job. Then it hits me: I just had the gorgeous and luscious Benni in my fantasy and I didnt get laid. Hey, this was MY fantasy
why didnt I get laid? FUCK
its like High School all over again
Ill probably be ready for another fantasy in about an hour, or so.
Saki
Trenton, NJ
May 2003
APR 02, 2004 09:25 AM
you bet i loved the pictures ENCORE!!! i loved the whole vid cam tv thing. lol ROCK! \m/ -End
[Edited on Apr 02, 2004 9:28AM]
APR 02, 2004 09:38 AM
it's time to sell some of those clothes. i know what you mean about the laundrey monster situation. i was very pleased when i discovered the "Lab" came with a washer dryer setup.
edited because i'm hella dumb.
[Edited on Apr 02, 2004 9:39AM]
APR 02, 2004 10:05 AM
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APR 02, 2004 10:41 AM
hehe not my fish face picture!
I have to challenge you to a laundry mountain competition though,Im pretty sure my heap would beat yours any day!
lucky1336929
I'm lost
March 2003
APR 02, 2004 10:42 AM
you know how morning people always tell you "if you just force yourself to get up at a reasonable hour for a few weeks, it wont be so bad."
well thats a buncha crap. i used to work at a thrift store where i had to get up at the asscrack of dawn every day for work, and it NEVER got any easier. it always sucked. maybe i have the metabolism of a five year old or something, but i think im most productive with a good 10 hours of sleep.
thats me smile-sleeping with one eye open.
APR 02, 2004 11:40 AM
My heap of laundy is usually a clean heap. I have no problem washing the crap cause it takes 5 minutes to change loads. My problem is folding or hanging it up. Usually my hang up cloths make it on hangers and the other clothes sit in a pile out of the way seperated from the pile of dirty clothes. The sad thing is that I am clean person and if it was not for clothes all over, my room would spotless. I make my bed just about every morning but this past week there has been a pile of clean clothes next to me....at least it feels like someone is sleeping next 2 u.
APR 02, 2004 11:48 AM
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