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) were after my booty, and she winked and said they weren't the only one... so i was like, shit, better put on a belt! hehe. i'm a dork.i have seconds before i have to run for it. i slept until about twenty three minutes before i have to leave for work (noooooooo!) which i take to mean that i really, really don't want to go. but i must. the nudity calls.
i did just want to quickly say a couple of things. first. to those of you who have been posting in my journal, thank you so much... you guys are some of the best, most clever, wittiest (hehe, sounds like i'm kissing all your asses!) commenteers i've seen on this site. that makes me brim over with urine of joy, and... you know... makes for hours of masturbatory fun.
also... if i haven't responded to anybody's comments yet (and i can guarantee you i haven't...) i'm working on it. i seem to be averaging the previous journal entries and five pages of photo comments a day. i'm a slow bastard.
so i leave you all with this, my favorite deep thought of all time:
"If you drop your keys into a vat of molten lava, let them go. Because man... they're gone."
MAR 31, 2004 03:12 PM
Here is one of my fav's:
"I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear. "
MAR 31, 2004 03:39 PM
your quite welcome!! boo to work.....i always wake up late too...get every last second of sleep i can....thats the way to do it!! 
MAR 31, 2004 05:46 PM
yeah, i'm going to need a second collection to help pay for all the dances i want from little miss benni.
MAR 31, 2004 06:17 PM
yr one of the sweetest girls here ya know. so i gotta show you some mad as much as i can. cause i feel like a connection. hours of masturbatory fun, huh? a girl like you actually needs that? i would have thought otherwise! but yr a dancer... so you must have da sex on yr mind quite a bit. nothing wrong with that though!
MAR 31, 2004 06:59 PM
i love the brimming with urine of joy. that's great. thanks for caring enough to tell me thank you for liking your pictures. but, i must thank you. you are very pretty. but, you made me want more tattoos. because of you and a lot of rock stars, my tattoo guy will probably be able to buy a nice new bmw in like 2 months. you bad girl.
MAR 31, 2004 07:22 PM
I'm after your boo-tay!
MAR 31, 2004 07:31 PM
It has come to my attention that some of your fans have questions about things in yer profile, and as the profile is the topic, allow me to proliferate:
...while benni is naturally naked 80% of the time and supposedly clothed 20% of the time (or so is her claim), the wasted 27% of the time has since been posted on the site. Now I did some math, and that means that approximately 6 and 1/2 hours of the time on this site is spent by people on benni.
...how's THAT for creative math?
...and you wonder why I'm so proud of you benni...
That means that you, benni, have officially taken over this website. And THAT means that you get a gold star for the day. Hurrah!
chicken 
[Edited on Mar 31, 2004 7:32PM]
MAR 31, 2004 07:33 PM
not only are they gone... but they are some hot mother-fukkers too
MAR 31, 2004 09:49 PM
MAR 31, 2004 10:24 PM
you're so cute 
MAR 31, 2004 10:35 PM
Hey, I just wanted to say hi. I think we met at a few parties back when I was taking pictures for staija.
MAR 31, 2004 10:47 PM
*sneeks up from behind and distracts her with something shiny as he tries to steal her boo-tay*
"we hope your rules and wisdom choke you..." but not you because you are the bees knees! i just wanted an exceuse to post a radiohead quote. so yeah!! score one for the chicken side!
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sehkh
APR 01, 2004 01:59 AM
Ha doll u droped me from ur friends list I'm hurt a bit 
APR 01, 2004 02:09 AM
Yo yo! For YOU, I'd make room...
How was your night?
ADDED: and more importantly: do you like the new pic of ME? lol
[Edited on Apr 01, 2004 2:10AM]
APR 01, 2004 02:18 AM
"the nudity calls".....
you were put on this earth to torture me werent u
oopss... bad thought..... ...ooOoOOohh very very baaad thought 
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