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FEBRUARY 25, 2007 @ 08:38 PM

it's embarrassing how very little ive been online as of late. truly ridiculous.

since the last time we met (you crazy kids, with your... uh... stuff), i became an aunt... my sister has spawned a child i fully intend to corrupt. just as soon as the whole diaper thing ends. i spend enough time wiping my own ass, i dont need to be cleaning up after tiny people.

i find im tired an awful lot. also tongue tied and brain dead. i sit here... and i had so much to say, but it took so long for the screen to load for me that everything fell out of my head.

all over the floor. what a goddamned mess.

but anyways... since im not coming up with anything amazing, im gonna fuck off for now. if you kids get the urge, come up with what you imagine would be the worst pie flavor ever concocted.

im going with...

broken glass.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

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Campbell

SUICIDEGIRL

Antarctica

FEB 25, 2007 08:45 PM

"i spend enough time wiping my own ass, i dont need to be cleaning up after tiny people."
HERE here! seriously.

worst pie flavor ever, trash pile pie!

SupremePizzaMan

Seattle, WA

September 2003

FEB 25, 2007 08:49 PM

Chunky Bile!

Grady31

I'm lost

May 2004

FEB 25, 2007 09:18 PM

Diaper poo............

Lizzi

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

FEB 25, 2007 09:30 PM

No need to be embarrassed about lack of internettedness! It's the opposite that makes me embarrassed. I'm a fairly new auntie as well.. It's fun to give them back.

NatasKaput

Bozeman, MT

December 2002

FEB 25, 2007 09:38 PM

turd wrapped in burnt hair

AcidEvangelist

Minneapolis, MN

March 2004

FEB 25, 2007 09:39 PM

The Queen is alive.

Afshin

Fayetteville, NC

OLD SKOOL

FEB 25, 2007 10:59 PM

oh my GOD you're never around enough for me to harass with emails anymore! hope all is well, lady.

pie filling? hmmm. ill have to take a rain check, think about that shit for a minute.

xoxo

jonnytrrrash7

Liechtenstein

February 2004

FEB 25, 2007 11:38 PM

but what a lovely patterns your thoughts make all over the rug and all.

i wonder what they would taste like baked in a pie...

richard6

United Kingdom

March 2004

FEB 26, 2007 01:38 AM

since you been on here my g/f and i have had a tiny person too

glad to see you are still alive and kicking hun

worst pie flavour ever:

fresh diaper

stay happy

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA

July 2004

FEB 26, 2007 01:43 AM

Worst pie flavor= Bleach.

Admiral_Pants

Austin, TX

May 2004

FEB 27, 2007 11:59 AM

Broken glass and rhubarb.

missmillie

United Kingdom

May 2005

FEB 27, 2007 03:14 PM

having just had a babe myself i well imagine my sister doing the same as u
as for worst pie... i was thinking the same as richardt dirty baby nappy, but this must have something to do with having had a little one

BrightDeadScream

Stoney Creek, ON

April 2005

FEB 28, 2007 09:37 AM

Congrats on being an aunt

Worst pie flavour?
How about dirty diaper?

emperorshand

Laval, QC

December 2005

FEB 28, 2007 08:21 PM

...the diaper thing, it's not that bad...i'm going to be a daddy for a second time in september, so...you have the chance give the baby back to the mother when things happen...have fun with the kid...

tigereyes

Australia

December 2005

FEB 28, 2007 09:42 PM

just saw bootie pic a very lovely ass it is nnice pic

weird pie think try menstral blood

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