"I love Bailey and magic black snakes... hahaha the first time we met we ran into a clown on the street. We did some fuckjob photoshoot for Lollipop but it was rad because I got to finally meet her. Now she knows where I live and we can have girly sleepovers. Bailey has the cutest little panties and shes a bundle of fun. Hopefully she will come over soon and we can set off some homemade fireworks and watch some hot softcore porn hahaha...."

"someday i think i'd like to have a date with Bailey. we would sit on a porch swing and make kissy faces at eachother. and maybe listen to a little classic country. and whistle.

and then we would go make out with your mom."

"bailey and me are gonna drink pabst blue ribbon and watch reruns of the daily show on a bar TV and i will be bad at pool.

Huzzah!!!!!

also she is sa-mokin.' !!!!"