i thought it was hilarious

hey guys, look! my first positvie post.

I used to go skinny dipping at a local swimming hole, and the fishies sometimes nibbled on the shiny hunk of steel in my cock. It didn't bother me too much until I got to thinking about the hungry snapping turtles sharing the lake with me and the fish. Now I take it out before I take a dip.

it just occurred to me that www.livenudecats.com is a fetish site devoted to pure kitty porn. so, if you're ever in the mood to watch cats play, you should check that out.

otherwise, it was obviously a plan by both cats to wake you up in a less than desired fashion. they do have intelligence that is second only to our own.

actually miss b, i assume you might have checked it out by now. it's kind of on the same hunch as lego porn. i used to go to weird sites that would show up in the IT department logs as being pornographic, only to get called into the office to be talked to about them.

Then of course, i'd show them such sites and they would find out nothing was illegial on them, and i'd get my laugh. But then again, corporate america tends to piss me off.

i hope the AC is on in Boston deary, and a boy is waiting for ya.

I spit up a Nutter Butter after reading the 'kitty porn' comment, actually.
let me know if you still need that A/C, Bay -- I'm a team player.

Time to make sweet oral love to a bottle of hopps and such,
Scotty

Bailey,
My hair is awful, and there are pictures. But I'm in a wife-beater. Playing GTAIII. I feel so redneck.

—Slater

kitty porn is the name of our band, haha