The amount that I like you could possibly be considered illegal in many states.
Creepy even.

Miss ya, Slim.

-Scotty

The amount that I like you could possibly be considered illegal in many states.
Creepy even.

Miss ya, Slim.

-Scotty

K, under normal circumstances, i would go nuts, cause im CRAZY about you and would walk to Boston just to prove it to you, but i know that to be a song, so i will just oogle at you from here.

mmmmmm worms

You don't have to throw up this angsty front. Just admit it to yourself and all of us: You want to eat worms. You love the way they taste, from the long, thin, slimy ones to the short, fat, juicy ones. You anticipate we'll hate you if you admit it, so you act like we hate you already.

Go eat your worms, Bailey. we'll be here with big warm hugs when you're done.

But for god's sake, no kisses.

me too

I hate bailey
i love worms

mmmm mealworms...the fry up pretty good!
great with baked crickets.

B,
what's with the haiku of self loathing. everyone knows that worms are so passe. go have an ice cream, ice cream make everyone happy. even Charles Manson perks up when they treat him to a frozen smoothie. don't ask, i just know. cheer up, kiddo.

josyph

WHAT? Bailey, what the HELL are you talking about? The second I get the money, I'm mounting a Bailey statue next to my desk in my bedroom!

We love you, Bailey! PUT THE WORMS DOWN!

heh my parents used to tell me that all the time when i was little and would whine about something. only it was "let's eat worms" at the end. thanks for bringing back those funny little memories

i bet you are on every favorite list here...as far as people that comment anyways......
but i don't think worms are so tasty and delicious..
they get stuck in you teeth as best i can tell

i saw the creepiest worm ever the other day. it was extruding from the neck of a dead rat in the garden. i suppose technically it was a maggot. it was about three inches long, 9/16ths thick, and gently pulsating. and darth vader black. you may wish to revise your nursery rhyme to something like "nobody likes me, everybody hates me, i'm gonna eat some lightly steamed broccoli" instead.