My Birthday is Friday. Someone get me a cupcake. Actually, no someone get me this (and it's at saksfifthavenue.com under keyword= Fendi Patent B Bag, but it won't work if I link it) and I will be happy. Handbag. Orgasm. Working in fashion, I shop a lot and not many things make me as excited as that bag, which is really a piece of artwork and yes it's worth every penny. Jesus fuck. If I get it I'll keep you updated. and I'll take out insurance.

It's a big birthday for me. I'm in NYC and am spending it with my close friends only this time. So if you get invited you are very special and I love you a lot. or I think there is a shot you might get me that fendi bag. just kidding.

So I wasn't done showing you how cute Anabel and I are.



and Luna and I at the xmas party.



I hate how the flash always makes you look drunk in photos.

So I swamped with work for the holiday crunch. I want to play video games sooo bad and I'm being so good! Fingers crossed I'll get time on my birthday!
xo
A

James and I will be on Sirius Radio on the Maxim Magazine Channel today, Friday Dec. 8 @ 1pm....we will also be joined by the wonderful Mr. halsparks.

http://myspace.com/bowershow

Gotta run to get there!

I'm in NYC. Hungover and working per usual. But tonight I'm ROCKIN OUT FOR THE KIDS. and so should you if you are in New York.

Ooo I'm loving the chilly weather. I've been drinking a lots of tea. It's been mighty windy down here at the beach lately though. My neighbors asked me to take down my windchimes and frankly I don't blame them so I took them right down. Over the Thanksgiving weekend I watched the entire last season of Entourage over and over. How much do you love Ari?! He's the fucking shit. Vince isn't so bad either. Presley and I had Vegan pumpkin pie and expensive champagne on Thanksgiving night. During the day we did the family thing, but it was a good night. Oh and I can't stop watching the movie Elf and embracing elf culture. Rock on. I didn't play gh2 as much as one might expect. I did get this score though. It's not so great at all I can do way better but there is something cool about a 462 note streak.







ps- Bob Barker is rad

So I was in Kenya once wearing a tank top (as it was 90 degrees) and everyone was staring at me and when I asked someone why he said:

"Here in Africa we're not accostomed to seeing boobs that have been kept in a bra their whole life."

So I bring you the Aspen Boob Appreciation Journal and to reminisce about my old upsidedown self I bring you a re-run of a pic of my boobs:



I like my boobs. Even when my hair sucks cuz it's hot out and my good jeans are in the dirty clothes and I can't find my lipstick and I had a big milkshake for lunch....my boobs still look awesome. Let's all be excited about boobs! Oooo and they accidently got naked in a photobooth yesterday. There is a G photoset and a PG-13 photoset can you choose the good one with the hidden boob? It's like Where's Waldo.



Ok. If I think of anything else to say about my boobs I'll be back to edit.

Hey Ya'll!

Our panties are on stuffonmycat.com today.

How cute is that?


Have you ever seen Yoda ice sculpture? Behold.....



My friends are Star Wars freaks and had a themed wedding. It was at 6pm in an art gallery in San Francisco and was one of the nicest weddings I've ever been to. Here's the bride and the girlfriends.



One night I stayed at the phoenix hotel and came back to see....



Hotel-a-tubbies! drinking a 40. Oh the freak show that is San Fran.


and somehow at some point I ended up under Ludacris' tour bus with some faces you may recognize...and I was cold. brrr.

Stop the banging! There is banging in my life and not the good kind! I live on the upper part of a house, it's sort of like a duplex and mine is the top half and it's like an open area with lots of windows that go from floor to ceiling. I know, nice right? NO! They are doing construction on the house across the street and the sound carries and echos. They are hammering non-stop. They begin at 8am and end at 6pm. I get woken up to baning EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. I know what time it is because that's when the hammering starts and I work from home so it sucks because my home office faces it. It's driving me bananas. I've been working at friend's offices cuz I can't take it. and it's been like this for a month. UH. and really I don't think there is anything I can do. any ideas? earplugs?

EDIT: my friend Danny suggested a stink bomb. sounds like a good plan.

anyways...

I made overshadowed take some pics of me at Joshua Tree...I thought ya'll might like to see.

So ya'll...I believe the gentlemen out there need re-learn how to speak to a lady. Lately I am totally disgusted at how I've been approached by men. I've had things said to me by people I don't know very well, have not been on a date with and have had no intimate interaction with and therefore are not, in my opinion, at liberty to speak to me in this manner.

After meeting me once, a friend of a friend told me I was hot and had a nice ass multiple times. I think it would be nice if he let me knew he found me attractive and asked me out. Honestly I would have said no, but that would have been it and I wouldn't have told all his friends he's a giant perv.

Someone else I met asked me flat out what he had to do to get into my pants and what would he have to do to get me naked. Are you serious? Quit being so lazy and ask me out and then hit on me like a normal human being. It's not even worth it to me to indulge you and anyone that has any self respect wouldn't take you up on that.

I had several other interactions that left me feeling equally as gross.

Now there is nothing wrong with telling someone how you feel, even if how you feel is that you are attracted to them. and if you feel that I suppose you should say it but please just be tactful and say what you mean and don't beat around the bush and say things that are so disgusting.

Would it kill you to go on a date? Is it really that much work? Do I put off the kind of vibe that says hello I'd like to be treated like shit today with a side of random sex? Gross. I totally don't think so. I know I'm naked on the internet and if that happened around here I wouldn't act so shocked and alarmed. I mean I get that shit on myspace everyday because they know I'm on here. I'm talking about in real life when you meet my usual charming self.

None of the affore mentioned idiots are hot mind you. It's not arrogance, it's just lazy/ tacky. It makes me want to vomit. It will get you nowhere. The next person that asks me out on a proper date like a normal human being that wasn't raised in a barn gets a props from me.