Hey Ya'll. My house got robbed last night and some nasty piece of shit human being took all my fun stuff. I don't have an x-box or a ps2 anymore or an ibook.

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One word: Sphincterine

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You people need it.

So I'm OBSESSED with Trader Joe's Cinnamon Schoolbook cookies and if I don't stop eating them I'm going to have to start "Plus Size SG."

There is the CUTEST boy that lives off the Graham stop on the L. I think I might start stalking him. Lucky bitch....

I kinda feel like CRAP today. Why is everyone in NYC sick and coughing on the train and getting me sick? I'm too cute to be sick!

So what's up with Janet's boobies??
I'm intrigued by the jewlery, but slightly skeeved out. but to each their own.

Hey Ya'll!
French speakers....
if you're saying that something is cheezy...you can't say tres fromage because they don't refer to cheese in that way over there. It's just as effective as saying tres ketchup, know what i mean? Any ideas?

So had a snow day off from work yesterday...X-box, beers....but now I'm back in the dungeon of command x, command b..I was thinking in vector graphics at 3am already...Does that make me a work-a-holic? Or just geeky?

BLAH BLAH BLAH...back in NYC...it's nasty weather out there...I want some new MP3s for my iPod. Any suggestions music lovers? I kinda need to go to yoga, but I need to do laundry. I wish I could find someone to do it for me. I don't like taking it to those places. God only knows what goes on down there plus then I have to carry it down the stairs...and WHY I ask WHY do people feel the need to comment on my attire on the subway? like 5 people said to me today..."aren't you cold" because I had on a skirt. Like, high. If I have on wool sweater tights that happen to be in right now with a mini skirt it's actually warmer than jeans. since denim in fact does not retain heat and just turns cold while it hits against your leg. I do not feel the need to give a textile chemistry lecture on the train. You know why? It's none of their fucking business and might I add, they don't look so fucking great in the first place. That's all I got today...Going to yoga to calm my innerwhateverness....

So I'm back! Miss me?? and there's all this snooooow. As if I'm not white enough. Anyone want to go to Hawaii? I need some sun. I'm jet lag a little...but the shows were so inspiring. The last one was lingerie for concept which is where the designers get to do crazy shit that's like costumes but super classy and BEEutiful. I'd scrub toilets for a year for that job.

Parlez-Vous Ass?...Sooooo.....I'm in Paris right now...I've been at the shows for the past two days....I'm done with seeing half-naked anorexic chics....but I may be on my way to joining them, because I'm obviously already naked and not so crazy about the food here...I mean European food is definitely good, I'm just a veggie girl mostly, and they put ham in EVERYTHING! I ate vanilla pudding yesterday because I figured there's definitely no ham in there....then last night we went to the fondue place where there's all you can drink red wine but you have to drink out of a baby bottle...so I chose to partake ....sans jambon....