into: Rivet culture, weapons, robots, laughing hysterically, comedians, listening to/making MUSIC! fetish, high fashion, synthetic hair extensions, siamese cats, NFL, rats, penguins, candle wax, women drinking red wine, rain ... I love to dance, whether it's in a club or at home by myself cranking the music really loud and acting like a rockstar. People call me the "coffee psycho", which to me, is an understatement. I'm really into socializing/analyzing (its the psychologist in me) and always love to meet new and interesting people. I absolutely love to model. I view modeling as an outlet for creativity and expressing yourself thru imagery
not into: squares (the ppl, not the shape). religious/political fanatics. fairies. liars. fake ppl. plastic smiling. cinnamon. authority figures. harsh realities. conceit
makes me happy: Being in an alternate state of reality, being with the ppl I love, ART/MUSIC, my animals, social situations, meeting ppl, beauty in the world, having enough time, helping others, love/ lust, laughing
makes me sad: Listening to certain songs, seeing my son cry, racism, arrogance, lies, inconsiderate pricks, selfishness, materialism, U.S.A, being in a constant state of shittiness
hobbies: Hair & makeup artistry, sculpting, painting, music, rat-loving, recreational/responsible substance usage, socialization, analyzation, mass creation, public humiliation, world domination. And just abt anything else that ends it "ation"
5 things i can't live without: music, art, mind_altering_substances (caffiene and nicotine included), handcuff keys, robots
vices: I will for sure run out of room here if I try to list them all
thoughts on sg: I like it
i spend most of my free time: Trying to make more free time
gender: SG
occupation: Masters degree in Ash-oligy
current crush: uhm .. edges? I crush edges, that count? Sometimes I like the mailman!
stats: Married ... with CHILDren
body mods: Is this where Im supposed to reveal how utterly "cool" I am?
But I *will* say ...
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heroes: My son, myself (when I can pull it off), my friends, Scarlett O'hare, Bettie Page, Marie Calander, artists/musicians ... all ppl that saved me to some degree in one way or another (u know who u are)
gets me hot: People who are unafraid to show me who they really are. EYE CONTACT ... you can tell a lot about a person by their eyes.
favorite position: Anything where *I* am in control ;)
fantasy: I am already *living* my fantasy
sign: caution: radioactive
most humbling moment: I'll let you know when that happens
i lost my virginity: No ... it was an immaculate conception
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting.
MY STATUS: open relationship
MY DIET: Omnivore
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
MY DRUG USE: In the veins
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
ALCOHOL: Nope
POT: I'm a total stoner
MY KINK FACTOR: Electrocution, clown suits, furries, oh my!
MY PIGEONHOLES: Electronica snob, HipHop, Crafty, Arty, Hardcore, Burner, Fashionista, Retro, Hillbilly, Punk, 12 Stepper, Metalhead, Rivethead, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Electroclasher, Raver, Geek, Fetish, Gamer, Diva.
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