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People have been into zombies and the whole concept of the apocalypse for a while now. Thanks to that and modern technology, we can visualise the dreaded end of the world better than ever before. I have absolutely no idea if it’s really appealing for whatever reason, or is it just morbid human curiosity, but I adore the genre. My favourite thing to do while watching that kind of stuff is to sit in front of the laptop, point my finger and comment. It goes kind of like this:
‘Why didn’t she take that can of beans, she’ll need it later or she’ll eat her own fingers.’
‘Just take it you idiot, he’s dead – he doesn’t care.’
‘What are you waiting for, shoot it in the head you moron.’
But would I really be all that badass if it happened? That is totally debatable. I do have a plan, though – at least if zombocalypse happens.
1) Shoot ‘em up!
Does it seem dead? Then it’s not dead enough! Finding a weapon and using it without hesitation is essential. No time for compassion or feelings if I want to survive. Zombies need a bullet in the head and the head needs to come off, just in case.
But…
2) Get out of the damn city or any other populated areas.
That’s where they hang out, that’s where they look for living people stupid enough to stay behind. I’d just grab essentials (food, water, warm clothes) and get my ass out of there as fast as I could. I’d try to get to the mountains and spend the rest of my life picking berries, hunting and enjoying the view.
But…
3) Take what you need
Abandoned cars and houses would be the best place to look for supplies. I’d get rid of any nearby zombies or just sneak around them and carefully and methodically search every single one. There might be ammo, water, clothes, food and other cool stuff to trade with any other survivors. If you’ve played Fallout, you know how it works. No time to cry over lost lives or memories, survival is the key.
But…
So yeah, I like to believe I’d be all badass, a ‘things need to be done to survive’ kind of person, but I’d probably last a week at most. But thank you TV and video games for preparing us all. Without you I’d just hide under my bed and wait for some hot hero to drag me out and save my ass. 
AUG 05, 2012 01:20 PM
AUG 05, 2012 01:25 PM
all those zombie apocalypse survival guides are wrong... there will never be a zombie apocalypse 
oh and to answer your question from days ago :o i´m doing alright, getting better from the virus i caught somewhere and getting ready to shoot some sets this next week : )
AUG 05, 2012 01:38 PM
AUG 05, 2012 02:39 PM
did you see the movie "the road"? it probable won't even be "zombies" that are attacking people, but other selfish people! and of course in "the book of eli" he was using the cat grease as lip-balm! surviving will take some serious guts and will power
...if i lived within a 1000 miles i would come to save you
AUG 05, 2012 02:48 PM
AUG 05, 2012 03:03 PM
dreamfoundry
South Africa
July 2005
AUG 05, 2012 03:54 PM
Problem solved. 
AUG 05, 2012 04:18 PM
Life of a Zombie, eat, eat and eat. 
AUG 05, 2012 08:35 PM
Well you may be in South Africa, but I can still sail so if you can make it to the coast I'd sail us to the Azores or somewhere else remote and out of the way, pick up stray people as we go along animals if we can, but probably only dogs, cats are wonderful companions but poor early warning systems if the walking dead approach.
Also pick up this, it is full of handy tidbits of info.
AUG 05, 2012 08:36 PM
When the zombie Apocalypse comes I'll probably end up as dinner. I just hope I don't end up as the zombie . If your into zombies you should totally check out DayZ though.
AUG 05, 2012 09:18 PM
Yes! We would all be badass because we learned from the mistakes we saw happen on the Walking Dead
AUG 05, 2012 11:52 PM
You are TOOO funny!! 
Having said that, if it goes down, I'll work on getting down there to save you.... heaven knows you'll need it!
AUG 06, 2012 03:13 AM
I know so exciting. Very funny blog
AUG 06, 2012 10:43 AM
I figure if its a zombie virus (for lack of a better word) they might resemble something similar to cute and fluffy but be different. Or they might look like those feral dogs in I Am Legend. There would probably be differences though.
I love books like that! I did the same thing with The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern. And A Rumor of Gems by Ellen Steiber. I love to read so any other recommendations are highly welcomed.
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