PICS
My roomate came up with a new term for getting cut off when you've had too much booze. "Alright, you've been Terri Shiavoed. Shia-voed!" If we weren't going to hell before, we sure as fuck are now.
I fell off the roof yesterday and royally fucked up my foot. Now I an hobbling around on a gimpy crutch and it's the first day of new classes. Maybe my professors will give me A's for sympathy.
Yesterday I met the cutest old lady. She loves puppies. And I quote, "You don't say that D-O-G word around me. They are little babies in fur jackets."
My roommate and I went to Wal-mart and then decided to get drunk and turn our backyard into a water park. We were running around in wet suits and bikini's with water guns full of whiskey asking if people wanted a "sot". Go see the Damage.
My roommate and I went to Wal-mart and then decided to get drunk and turn our backyard into a water park. We were running around in wet suits and bikini's with water guns full of whiskey asking if people wanted a "sot". Go see the Damage.
So Marley, my Dane has horrible seperation anxiety. I mean I'm gone for about 40 seconds and she starts whining and trying to barrel through whatever door is in her way. So I'm at home last night and I wanted to take a shower, so I take Marley into the bathroom with me so she won't cry. I hop in the shower and about 2 inutes later Marley pokes her head in just to make sure I haven't dissapeared. Well, the next thing I know Marley has jumped into the shower and is furiously running laps around my legs and slipping and falling all over the place. Puppies are hilarious. It took me a good 20 minutes to get her out of the shower because she started trying to dig in the water and bite the shower jets.
Moving has been considered...but for moving I need at least a $3,000 minimum....hummmm......I'm currently doing odd contests. Tonight is a bikini contest, then April 3rd I'm doing s muy thai tournament in Mobile. I totally got my lip busted in training last night. It looks like this...
Sexy.
Sexy.
Happy St. Patty's Day!!! A day late.... I was supposed to go out of town on Monday but I fired and now I have no dough. 
Anybody know where I can get a job making mnore than $150 a night. I have both serving and bartending experience. 
La vita e dolce.
Anybody know where I can get a job making mnore than $150 a night. I have both serving and bartending experience. La vita e dolce.Pictures of puppies!
Trixie, my killer chihuahua.
Marley is my great dane puppy. She's the smaller mostly white one.
Trixie, my killer chihuahua.
Marley is my great dane puppy. She's the smaller mostly white one.
Oh, It has come to my immeadiate attention that I have given no explaination for my prolonged abscence. (i'm sorry if I mispelled that.) I have recently moved to Athens and I have no internet therefore I only update when I borrow internet time from my UBER SEXXXY friends, like the oh so hot Bunny Mcintosh. Pictured on my page as the hot redhead with Bunny ears on. Ok...ADD, sorry. The point to all this is yes, I am alive. And I now have 2 Great Dane puppies, Shark Attack and Marley, and Marley is deaf, only I always forget and yell "No" at her anyway. Crap! Anyone got a good sign for "No"? She has signs for "sit", "Down", and "Come". That's about it for now. The lovely Miss McIntosh and I are working on my next set and we are taking suggestions. Besos 
-Aria
-Aria