Today my favorite things include:
1.) Barking at my deaf Great Dane.
2.) Waiting for it to rain, so I can play in my prom dress in puddles.
3.) Destroying beautiful things for the sake of art.
1.) Barking at my deaf Great Dane.
2.) Waiting for it to rain, so I can play in my prom dress in puddles.
3.) Destroying beautiful things for the sake of art.
I am back! I love my family, but not for four days straight. Too much, "You need to lose weight. Why aren't you engaged to a nice Jewish boy? Stop shaming the family with your tattoos..." BLAH! I have a ton of school work to do. Can anyone help me with Microsoft Excel? I am so failing my computer class.
I am off to Memphis to go be Jewish for the weekend of Passover. I shall return on Monday. Adios y besos.
I tried to get in a barfight complete with brass knuckles. You know how I roll. Suprisingly I didn't get kicked out of reprimanded, the guy I was getting smart with bought my roommate and I a beer. I'm a bad motha....SHUT YO MOUTH!

For those of you who have yet to see Sin City, you are missing out. It is full of violence and hot girls toting guns and everything else that gets me hot.

I love you Frank Miller....And Jessica Alba...And Clive Owen....And Rosario Dawson.....And Bruce Willis.....And all the others.
I gto a new pet mouse. 
Anyone have suggestions for a name? It's too young to tell if it'll be a girl or a boy.

For the record, it's really hard to get a mouse to be still enough to photograph.

Anyone have suggestions for a name? It's too young to tell if it'll be a girl or a boy.

For the record, it's really hard to get a mouse to be still enough to photograph.
I was recently asked, "When are you going to come out with the SGATLiens?" In response I will have to say, "When I quit having horrible social anxiety induced panic attacks that even my chill pills can't cure. Sorry guys, love ya all, but I don't go out much or ever really....Now that I think about it. I'm a pretty big dorkface.


