yesterday I stabbed myself in the palm...AGAIN! That's the 2nd time this week. So for the sake of being cool. I HAVE STIGMATA EVERYONE!

"ARIA DOES NYC!" Coming soon to a city near you!

I will be in the big apple next week. FUCKING CRAZY! There are going to be dollars and panties dropping everywhere, so this is a warning everyonw. WATCH OUT! I am gonna party, like I will never party again bewcause after that I am returning to my small town and living with family, no friends, and no porn. NO PORN!!! That's not the point...The point is NYC rulz as do my awesome and ecclectic mix of friends that I will be staying with there. But, never fear NYC, I shall return in September or October to go see an opera at The Met. Yes people, I am flying to NYC just to see an opera. I am obviously either: a) Crazy or b) Ballin' Out of Control. I think it's the latter.

XXXO -Aria

Last night I had a hot girl send me sexxxy text messages while I was Bartending. Hotness.

I need a new book to read. Give me recommendations...NOW!

I just finished Chuck Palahnuik's new book, "Haunted" It is amazing. Just don't read it on a full stomach.

Yesterday I sat by the pool smoking a Macanudo Portofino cigar, drinking wine, reading, while my cds played on random jazz and opera tracks. It was fucking fantastic.

It's Pride week here in Atlanta, so last night I went to a lesbian party.......And I still managed to not get a date. I mean come on, Pride weekend and I couldn't even find a date at a Lesbian party? Ladies, I'm seriously about to give up. One of the girls there told me I couldn't get a date because my shoes were too bisexual. They were a pair of Nine West black and hot pink stillettos.

*Le sigh. I'm never getting laid again.

Books are hot.

Dear Leonard Cohen,
Please stop writing songs and write more books. I've never seen a picture of you, but based on how you write I'm positive I'd do you.
XOXO -Aria

P.S. For anyone who hasn't read Beautiful Losers it is an amazing book and it will get you aroused, so you might wanna not read it in public or else you will feel like a perv.

Also, I love Arthur Miller. After the Fall is the most fantastic of his plays and it's horribly underrated and Time Bends, his autobiography fucking rocks.

*Read more. Hot girls dig it.

I could have been out at the hot lesbian bar tonight. Instead I decided to be a lame face. I wish I weren't so boring. I also wish a cute girl would come and make-out with me....Oh well. I now bring you my NINJA COMIC PICTURE:

So, I just updated on the most recent SG sets and Charlie's Wolverine set fucking rocked my socks off. Mostly because I loooove comic books. I mean, I love them! I am currently addicted to Marvel's Nyx from the Marvel Must Have Series. It features a super hot hooker (literally) that looks really gothy and has claws made of adamantium (like Wolverine). I also love Bondage Fairies. It's an anime comic about 2 hot lesbian fairies that wear bondage gear and get into trouble...sexxxy trouble....So, yeah....It's a porn comic and I totally masturbate to it. Porn comics are sooo hot....and I am such a perv.

Also, a good latex Cat Suit is only upwards of $300 if anyone wants to buy me one.