gender: SG

age: 28 (May 25, 1984)

occupation: student, fast-talking career gal

stats: part human, part backwards talking midget

why i did sg: Because ever since I turned out to be heterosexual, my mother needs SOME reason to be proud of me.

sign: gemini

makes me sad: unrequited love, in myself and other Poor writing skill(z) elitist shitheads

crush: Michael Ian Black, Bobby Briggs, Sam Rockwell, Charlie Kaufman

most humbling moment: Addiction to the VH1 summer line-up: I think the official name is Project "Beating a dead horse into a ground"

body mods: My Phoenix and Hamsa (Jewish symbol warding off the evil eye). 6 ear piercings 1 nose 1 tongue 1 bellybutton 1.......well, you'll see

into: Perversion with a sense of humor, coke slurpees with vodka, old prom dresses, blonde bombshells, JUNK-mag.com, morphine, infatuation, Audrey from Twin Peaks. My only claim to fame is that Ashton is my cousin, but don't let that get around ;-)

gets me hot: piping hot cups of coffee and a big piece of cherry pie Hentai Porn Robin Williams being buried up to his neck and poured honey over while red ants devour his face

i lost my virginity: at 4:20 in the afternoon of Rosh Hashana, to a Leanord Cohen song, and a nice boy I never bothered to call again.