(public service announcement: ahem new set accepted ahem end psa)

wow. i just spent like 30 minutes trying to find, download, and figure out some kind of program i can use to draw on pictures.

thanks new computer. i love you, but i miss photoshop.


(I WILL NOT PURCHASE FLYSKETCH YOU SHIT SUCKERS)


did you know most people's spines are curved in the neck? mine's not.

(it's painful this way, you know.)

sometimes my muscles feel like a big lump of bread dough (i almost wrote douche there) that's just lying on my back. maybe if i could just...scrape..scrape them off. maybe.

sometimes it feels like it would be less painful for me if i just sawed off the offending limbs.

i'm probably wrong though.

my friend sarah came to visit, and then she went home. she had an sg account once. she was suebeshe. then her credit card got cancelled. oops.

i miss her though.

scrape.

...ssssssscrape.

(i keep editing this entry.)

PS- i'm sorry i suck as an sg friend. if only life didn't make me feel like dying so much of the time, i would leave you all fabulous, witty, endearing comments because i think you are fabulous, witty, and dear.

i just HEADBUTTED my WOODEN bed.

thank you skull, i love you skull, please continue to hold my brains in.

i think i should have a prize for idiocy.

ow.

maybe if i get a concussion isadora and i can have a puking party together. holding each other close, and emptying our stomachs into the same toilet. D'AWW.

how romantic.

i shaved my pussy in the wilderness.

TALK ABOUT ROUGHING IT.

i am so so tired right now. so tired.

my manager has been on vacation for a while now and i've been working every day for what feels like forever.

but i am so so touched by all of your lovely comments on my set. you all really made my day, and i promise that everyone will be getting an individual response sometime soon.

after i get back from CAMPING.

i don't know when i'll ever sleep again.

rest in peace, sirhan. i hope you went as peacefully as you looked.

i look so intent. this is from last winter.


one of those things that didn't work out

tomorrow is my last day off until i get an entire THREE DAYS OFF for camping

HOLEE CRAP.

i am so ready to wet myself. in more ways than one. all the people i know already- i can't wait to see you again! all the people i haven't yet met- please be nice to me. hah!

i just pulled out one of my pubes. bye pube! pubic party!

we finally have the internet

it only took comcast a week and a half to make it work

thanks.

i smashed some shit up tonight. it felt nice. i kill you fragile items.

i miss steve.

still working on moving stuff over to the new place. despite all of the setbacks, i'm still really excited about it. after the blandness of this last apartment, it'll be nice to live somewhere with character.

(interlude: isadora just put her finger in my butt. wtf.)

aaaaaanyway. hopefully we can connive woods pierce into coming and taking some pictures of me. we all want to see more of this:





don't we? yeah, i thought so.

i've been in a shitty mood lately just because of stuff. my christina piercing rejected after a month and a half. what a waste of money and pain. there goes my birthday present to me. all those weeks of not having sex, wasted!

so. i'm sorry i haven't been abe to read/comment on everyone's journals lately. i am rarely on the computer since it's still here at old apartment and we don't have internet yet at new apartment. i guess maybe someone should call the internet company and make that happen. or not.

go listen to some jolie holland and think of me, okay? i ♥ you all.

i haven't updated my journal in a really long time. i feel like i haven't slept in about as long. really really crazy busy with moving...which is pretty stupid. all we have over at the new place is a bed. and a bunch of animals.

and yet we spent all weekend helping our new roommate move. so i feel like crap, i'm stressed out, and uh...i would really like a big fat pill and to sleep for maybe a month straight.

instead i'll keep packing and moving and cleaning and working until i drop dead or kill someone.

life right now is less than great but i'm hoping it will get better. sleeping would really help.

i'm going to go listen to lindsay lohan sing about how hard her life is now.