my new richmond friends bought me cigarettes and alcohol for my birthday. it makes me feel loved. as oes getting mail from my daddy.

i like to listen to the venga boys on repeat. is that so wrong?

i feel like i should upload a bunch of pictures of me to this or something, like i'm obligated to. huh. too bad i hate almost all pictures of me. i want some good ones.
but i think they're all bad ones because they have my face in them.

today is my birthday. it being past midnight and all.

yay me.

fun game:
i have a cell phone. my cell phone has fifteen voice mail messages on it. i do not want to listen to them because i am afraid of what they say. encourage me to listen to my voicemails by calling me and leaving me a message. DO IT.

8082712093

i am going to live in a milk bottle, with a ferret.